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(Heavyweight) Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler defeated BOT-162349 by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, July 04, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 263 pounds (119 kilograms) is BOT-162349!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162349 comes out fighting.

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+Bot-162349 whacks Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest. Beerguzzler ignores it.
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+Bot-162349 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-162349 hits with a strong straight right to the stomach.
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-Bot-162349 attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Beerguzzler ties him up.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of blows to the chin, but misses.
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+Bot-162349 punches Beerguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus! Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162349 connects with a volley of shots to the stomach. Beerguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Beerguzzler jars Bot-162349 with a flurry of blows to the chin. Bot-162349 seems wobbly!
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Beerguzzler stuns Bot-162349 with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Bot-162349 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-162349 tosses a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a uppercut to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 25 punches, and BOT-162349 landed 30 of 47 punches.

BOT-162349 won the round 10-9

BOT-162349 is winning the fight 10-9


Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-162349 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162349 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-162349 tries to land a left jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Beerguzzler attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Beerguzzler pounds Bot-162349 with a uppercut to the solar plexus!
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-Bot-162349 fires a roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Beerguzzler probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bot-162349 ducks just in time.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162349 wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the stomach! Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-162349 probes with a right cross to the stomach, but Beerguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-162349 smacks Beerguzzler with a volley of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-162349 whacks Beerguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach. Beerguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler fires a pair of stinging punches to the ribs!!
+Bot-162349 belts Beerguzzler with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 10 of 24 punches, and BOT-162349 landed 25 of 46 punches.

BOT-162349 won the round 10-9

BOT-162349 is winning the fight 20-18


Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162349 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162349 comes out fighting.

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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-162349 belts Beerguzzler with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Bot-162349 connects with a series of punches to the ribs!! Beerguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bot-162349 belts Beerguzzler with a volley of shots to the chest.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler tags Bot-162349 with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. Bot-162349 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Bot-162349 probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Beerguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Beerguzzler scores with a pair of solid shots to the stomach.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-162349 fires a pair of shots to the ribs, but Beerguzzler ducks.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162349 tattoos Beerguzzler with a solid straight right to the chest. Beerguzzler quickly recovers.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 24 punches, and BOT-162349 landed 25 of 48 punches.

BOT-162349 won the round 10-9

BOT-162349 is winning the fight 30-27


Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162349 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162349 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Beerguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the chest. Bot-162349 falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-162349 probes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Bot-162349 pounds Beerguzzler with a jab to the ribs!
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+Bot-162349 wakes up the fans with a left to the stomach. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
-Beerguzzler charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Bot-162349 backs out of it.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler catches Bot-162349 with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler tries a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Bot-162349 ducks.
-Beerguzzler throws a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-162349 suprises Beerguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-162349 charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Beerguzzler catches Bot-162349 with a glancing cross to the solar plexus. Bot-162349 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 15 of 33 punches, and BOT-162349 landed 20 of 41 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9

BOT-162349 is winning the fight 39-37


Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-162349 looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162349 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Bot-162349 smacks Beerguzzler with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs.
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+Bot-162349 hits with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-162349 hammers Beerguzzler with a pair of nasty combinations to the stomach. Beerguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Beerguzzler lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Bot-162349 covers himself well.
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-Bot-162349 attempts a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-162349 probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Beerguzzler covers himself well.
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-Bot-162349 tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but Beerguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Beerguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler connects with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Bot-162349 attempts a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Beerguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Beerguzzler throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Bot-162349 charges with a pair of blows to the chest, but Beerguzzler backs out of it.
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Bot-162349 tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beerguzzler paws a series of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 17 of 34 punches, and BOT-162349 landed 16 of 42 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9

BOT-162349 is winning the fight 48-47


Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-162349 receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Beerguzzler fights inside. (inside)
Bot-162349 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Beerguzzler throws a pair of furious punches to the eye. Bot-162349 quickly recovers.
Beerguzzler lands a decisive left haymaker and Bot-162349 hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-162349 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 2: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 3: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 2: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 2: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 3: BOT-162349 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a knockout!