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(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Hot Sauce II by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Monday, July 06, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Hot Sauce II!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hot Sauce Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hot Sauce Ii throws a stiff jab to the jaw. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hot Sauce Ii smashes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of furious punches to the face!
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+Dorkness 2 strikes with a series of stinging blows to the chest.
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+Hot Sauce Ii tags Dorkness 2 with a loud roundhouse to the face.
+Hot Sauce Ii nails Dorkness 2 with a series of punches to the face.
+Hot Sauce Ii pops Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Hot Sauce Ii hits with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Hot Sauce Ii hurts Dorkness 2 with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 26 punches, and Hot Sauce II landed 30 of 33 punches.

Hot Sauce II won the round 10-9

Hot Sauce II is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hot Sauce Ii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hot Sauce Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Hot Sauce Ii hits with a mean right to the chest.
Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hot Sauce Ii hits with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hot Sauce Ii fires a series of punches to the chest.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 throws a stinging straight right to the ribs.
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+Hot Sauce Ii nails Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Hot Sauce Ii hurts Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 2 tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Hot Sauce Ii stays away from it.
+Hot Sauce Ii scores with a strong right to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Hot Sauce Ii pops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but Hot Sauce Ii stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Hot Sauce II landed 27 of 31 punches.

Hot Sauce II won the round 10-9

Hot Sauce II is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Hot Sauce Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hot Sauce Ii is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 2 tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Hot Sauce Ii lands a right to the chest!
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+Hot Sauce Ii grazes Dorkness 2 with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hot Sauce Ii paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Hot Sauce Ii takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hot Sauce Ii suprises Dorkness 2 with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus.
+Hot Sauce Ii wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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Hot Sauce Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Hot Sauce II landed 23 of 32 punches.

Hot Sauce II won the round 10-9

Hot Sauce II is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Hot Sauce Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hot Sauce Ii is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 2 pokes Hot Sauce Ii with a series of wild hooks to the jaw.
Dorkness 2 lands a lightning left punch in the nose and Hot Sauce Ii's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Hot Sauce Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 tattoos Hot Sauce Ii with a pair of off balance blows to the head. Hot Sauce Ii ignores it.
Dorkness 2 lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Hot Sauce Ii falls senseless!!

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Hot Sauce Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hot Sauce Ii hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 2 tries to land a roundhouse to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Hot Sauce Ii connects with a jab to the eye.
+Dorkness 2 hurts Hot Sauce Ii with a pair of punches to the temple. Hot Sauce Ii shakes his head to clear it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the face!
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel left hook and Hot Sauce Ii falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Hot Sauce Ii is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hot Sauce II 10-9
Round 2: Hot Sauce II 10-9
Round 3: Hot Sauce II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hot Sauce II 10-9
Round 2: Hot Sauce II 10-9
Round 3: Hot Sauce II 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hot Sauce II 10-9
Round 2: Hot Sauce II 10-9
Round 3: Hot Sauce II 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!