Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\990885.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Mathew Webber by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 06, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Mathew Webber!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Webber covers up.
+Dorkness 1 grazes Webber with a flurry of furious blows to the chin. Webber hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Webber hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Webber with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 pops Webber with a flurry of light blows to the face. Webber hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of crosses to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right uppercuts to the temple, but Webber deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of shots to the head, but Webber blocks.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Webber with a volley of blows to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious uppercut and Webber falls to the canvas!!
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Webber struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Webber takes charge with a series of roundhouses to the eye. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of right uppercuts to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of blows to the eye. Webber seems wobbly!
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Webber is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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