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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Abner Alexander IIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, July 01, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Abner Alexander IIII!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Abner wakes up the fans with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
+Abner hits Dorkness 11 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 11 launches a barrage of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Abner ties him up.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Abner smacks Dorkness 11 with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 retreats to the far corner.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 rocks Abner with a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
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-Abner fires a right straight right to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 19 of 32 punches.

Abner Alexander IIII won the round 10-9

Abner Alexander IIII is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 11 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Abner doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Abner attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Abner hits with a painful straight right to the ribs. Dorkness 11 seems wobbly!
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-Abner throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Abner hits with a flurry of furious blows to the chest!
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 fires a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Abner tosses a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 11 launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 21 of 30 punches.

Abner Alexander IIII won the round 10-9

Abner Alexander IIII is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Abner doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Abner throws a series of punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Abner narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 11 throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Dorkness 11 attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest. Abner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 11 attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Abner ties him up.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Abner strikes with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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-Abner tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 hides behind his gloves.
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-Abner tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Abner hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 20 of 33 punches.

Abner Alexander IIII won the round 10-9

Abner Alexander IIII is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Abner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Dorkness 11 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Abner is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Abner pummels Dorkness 11 with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Dorkness 11 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a series of roundhouses to the head.
Dorkness 11 lands a decisive blow to the temple and Abner staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Abner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 11 connects with a pair of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 11 lands Abner with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 11 fires a left punch to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Abner punches Dorkness 11 with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth!
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+Abner tags Dorkness 11 with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!!
-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a flurry of right uppercuts to the eye, but Abner ties him up.
+Dorkness 11 connects with a barrage of off balance shots to the mouth. Abner gets mad!
Dorkness 11 lands a terrific blow to the temple and Abner hurtles to the canvas!!

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Abner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 11 throws a barrage of right roundhouses to the face, but Abner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Abner connects with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Abner with a barrage of hooks to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 12 of 36 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest!

Abner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 5

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 11 fires a series of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Abner solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Dorkness 11 grimaces in pain.
+Abner annoys Dorkness 11 with a series of light punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 11 hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Abner probes with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Abner with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Abner hurts Dorkness 11 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Abner lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkness 11 grimaces in pain.
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+Abner suprises Dorkness 11 with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Abner quickly backs away.
+Abner pounds Dorkness 11 with a jab to the nose.
+Dorkness 11 belts Abner with a vicious straight right to the chest.
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+Abner fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Abner scores with a volley of painful punches to the eye!
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Abner backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 11 launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Abner steps aside and laughs.
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+Abner punches Dorkness 11 with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 lands a series of painful blows to the stomach!
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Abner probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 11 deftly avoits it.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 17 of 39 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 53 of 77 punches.

Abner Alexander IIII won the round 10-9

Abner Alexander IIII is winning the fight 47-46


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner is obviously tired.


ROUND 6

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Abner slams Dorkness 11 with a mean roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 11 backs up Abner with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Abner quickly backs away.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Abner backs out of it.
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+Abner tags Dorkness 11 with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 11 lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Abner ducks just in time.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Abner lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Abner escapes.
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+Abner hits Dorkness 11 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Abner catches Dorkness 11 with a commanding straight right to the stomach.
-Dorkness 11 throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 throws a volley of nasty shots to the chest. Abner doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Abner ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 38 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 21 of 41 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner is obviously tired.


ROUND 7

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Abner wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the face.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Abner attacks with a painful cross to the face.
-Abner probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 11 leaps aside.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Abner fires a volley of blows to the jaw!
+Abner fires a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 11 jars Abner with a right to the stomach!
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+Abner wallops Dorkness 11 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Abner tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Dorkness 11 backs out of it.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 slams Abner with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Abner stuns Dorkness 11 with a nice sweeping right to the chin.
-Dorkness 11 tries a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Abner deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 11 tosses a wild hook to the ribs. Abner doesn't notice.
+Abner attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 11 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Abner ducks just in time.
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-Abner attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Abner fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 41 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 43 of 71 punches.

Abner Alexander IIII won the round 10-9

Abner Alexander IIII is winning the fight 66-65


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner is slowing down.


ROUND 8

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Abner staggers Dorkness 11 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 11 throws a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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-Abner fires a series of blows to the chin, but Dorkness 11 narrowly avoids it
-Abner lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Abner ties him up.
-Abner tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but falls short.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Abner tries a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 11 pokes Abner with a mean hook to the chest.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Abner hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 11 throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Abner narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 11 attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Abner blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 16 of 41 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 15 of 40 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner looks exhausted.


ROUND 9

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Abner beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Abner steps aside.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Abner rocks Dorkness 11 with a volley of furious punches to the nose!
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+Dorkness 11 clocks Abner with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 11 belts Abner with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Abner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Abner hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 11 hits Abner with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Abner laughs!
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+Abner stuns Dorkness 11 with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 11 lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Abner takes it in the forearms.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Abner throws a barrage of blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Abner tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Abner nails Dorkness 11 with a volley of hard punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 21 of 39 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 16 of 51 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 85-84


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner collapses limply onto his stool.


ROUND 10

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 11 probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Abner hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 11 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Abner probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Dorkness 11 stays away from it.
+Dorkness 11 punches Abner with a series of wild blows to the chest!
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Abner throws a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Abner fires a jab to the jaw. Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 11 charges with a left right to the stomach, but Abner escapes.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 11 tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Abner narrowly avoids it
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Abner throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 11 narrowly avoids it
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Abner smacks Dorkness 11 with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 11 lands a series of punches to the stomach!!
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+Abner attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Dorkness 11 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 11 smashes Abner with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Abner fires a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Abner attempts a right jab to the nose, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 11 connects with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 23 of 42 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 22 of 68 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 95-93


Dorkness 11 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Abner receives medical attention from his trainer.


ROUND 11

Dorkness 11 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 11 connects with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Abner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 11 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Abner fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 11 jars Abner with a flurry of heavy shots to the chest.
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+Abner lands a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Abner tries a hook to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Abner throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 11 hides behind his gloves.
-Abner probes with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 11 attacks with a right to the ribs, but Abner backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 11 paws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Abner ducks just in time.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Abner attempts a pair of right blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Abner tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 takes it in the forearms.
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-Abner lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 11 shakes Abner with a nasty jab to the chest. Abner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Abner fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 11 blocks.
+Abner shakes Dorkness 11 with a series of wild punches to the temple.
Abner tries to attack, but Dorkness 11 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 11 attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 11 landed 25 of 41 punches, and Abner Alexander IIII landed 17 of 72 punches.

Army of Dorkness 11 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 is winning the fight 105-102


Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner can't remember which corner is his.


ROUND 12

Dorkness 11 is brawling. (inside)
Abner is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkness 11 drills Abner with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Abner connects with a pair of light punches to the chin.
+Abner lashes out with Dorkness 11 with an elbow! Boo! Boo!
-Abner charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Dorkness 11 lunges with a pair of right blows to the nose, but Abner covers himself well.
+Dorkness 11 fires a pair of shots to the eye. Dorkness 11 drops his guard and pounds away! Abner collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 11 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Abner can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 2: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 3: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-7
Round 5: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 2: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 3: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-7
Round 5: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 2: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 3: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 11 10-7
Round 5: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 7: Abner Alexander IIII 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 11 10-9

Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a technical knockout!