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(Super-Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Freddy Fist by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, June 30, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Freddy Fist!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Freddy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Freddy hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Freddy fires a series of loud punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Freddy with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a series of right shots to the jaw, but Freddy ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Freddy lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Freddy shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Freddy pokes Dorkness 4 with a series of powerful hooks to the eye.
+Freddy hits with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Freddy with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
Dorkness 4 lands a lightning left uppercut and Freddy's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Freddy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Freddy staggers Dorkness 4 with a commanding right to the temple.
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+Freddy punches Dorkness 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 4 lands a flurry of furious shots to the nose.
Dorkness 4 lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Freddy falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Freddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!