Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\990453.htm on local disk...(Light-Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Little Birdy V2.0 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 29, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Little Birdy V2.0!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Birdy V2.0 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 2 punches Birdy V2.0 with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Birdy V2.0 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Birdy V2.0 lands a flurry of stiff blows to the eye. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 2 tattoos Birdy V2.0 with a flurry of painful blows to the head.
+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of strong shots to the temple. Birdy V2.0 seems wobbly!
Dorkness 2 lands a terrific blow to the head and Birdy V2.0 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.
Birdy V2.0 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!
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