Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\990116.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 11 defeated Popeye Bones Jones by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, June 24, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 11!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Popeye Bones Jones!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 11 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 11 smashes Jones with a series of furious punches to the nose. Jones asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 11 tosses a barrage of painful combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 11 suprises Jones with a heavy combination to the temple! Jones seems wobbly!
Dorkness 11 lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Jones is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 11 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Jones is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.
Army of Dorkness 11 wins by a knockout!
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