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(Flyweight) Fly ZWIP Dancer defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by unanimous decision: 116-108, 116-108, 116-108.

Match Monday, June 22, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Fly ZWIP Dancer!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer punches Dorkness 3 with a nasty jab to the eye!!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer hits with a commanding straight right to the jaw. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a uppercut to the chest, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dancer charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Dancer ties him up.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a volley of commanding blows to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 20 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9


Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer hits with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dancer hurts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dancer tries a left to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Dancer slams Dorkness 3 with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer catches Dorkness 3 with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of left shots to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 20 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 5 of 24 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18


Dancer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Dancer leaps aside.
+Dancer hits with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Dancer hits with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dancer fires a glancing cross to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Dancer with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dancer attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 20 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer hammers Dorkness 3 with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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-Dancer tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
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+Dancer stuns Dorkness 3 with a hook to the jaw.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dancer shakes Dorkness 3 with a series of shots to the mouth! Dorkness 3 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 40-36


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Dancer covers himself well.
+Dancer hits with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 3 slams Dancer with a strong hook to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 49-46


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Dancer leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
+Dancer annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of nice punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Dancer with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
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-Dancer attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dancer hammers Dorkness 3 with a series of mean punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 3 launches a series of right blows to the ribs, but Dancer escapes.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 19 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 41 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 59-55


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

-Dorkness 3 tries a series of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Dancer steps aside.
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+Dancer nails Dorkness 3 with a series of strong punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a series of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of furious shots to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 7 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 46 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 68-65


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

+Dancer throws a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 3 fires a hook to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dancer annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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+Dancer slams Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dancer smashes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of stinging blows to the face.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dancer jolts Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Dancer with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Dancer ducks.
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+Dancer clocks Dorkness 3 with a pair of solid shots to the head. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dancer lands a volley of commanding shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 32 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 39 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 78-74


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of left blows to the nose, but Dancer ties him up.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a roundhouse to the mouth, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dancer takes charge with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of right blows to the face, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of shots to the chin, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye! Dancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 8 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 45 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 87-84


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a straight right to the nose, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a right hook to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Dancer escapes.
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+Dancer nails Dorkness 3 with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dancer smacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice blows to the nose.
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+Dancer belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the nose!!
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
+Dancer jars Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance punches to the head!
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+Dancer pounds Dorkness 3 with a jab to the face.
Dancer lands a slow motion haymaker and Dorkness 3 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dancer stuns Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dancer annoys Dorkness 3 with a light left to the eye.
Dancer lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 3 goes over backwards!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 slams Dancer with a nasty sweeping right to the face.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy blows to the nose.
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+Dancer fires a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Dorkness 3 tags Dancer with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 3 jolts Dancer with a volley of quick shots to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 33 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 50 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-7

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 97-91


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

+Dorkness 3 nails Dancer with a flurry of nice blows to the face.
+Dancer hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Dancer stuns Dorkness 3 with a powerful jab to the mouth.
Dancer lands a bone crushing right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 3 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of right blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Dancer slams Dorkness 3 with a left to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a left jab to the head, but Dancer covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 3 whacks Dancer with a series of furious blows to the head.
+Dancer hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of shots to the eye. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancer smashes Dorkness 3 with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of quick shots to the head.
+Dancer whacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of blows to the face, but misses completely.
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+Dancer wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the face.
Dancer lands a terrific punch in the nose and Dorkness 3 drops like a stone!!

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Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Dancer with a volley of light shots to the face.
+Dancer attacks with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Dancer smacks Dorkness 3 with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 30 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 49 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-7

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 107-98


Dancer is obviously tired.

Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left straight right to the mouth, but Dancer ducks.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a left right to the nose, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dancer stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a uppercut to the eye, but Dancer covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dancer rocks Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 3 of 43 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 116-108


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-7
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-7
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Fly ZWIP Dancer 116-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-7
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-7
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Fly ZWIP Dancer 116-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 8: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 10: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-7
Round 11: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-7
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Total Score: Fly ZWIP Dancer 116-108

Fly ZWIP Dancer wins by decision!