Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989974.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Mathew Webber by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 22, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Mathew Webber!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Webber covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right hooks to the face, but Webber backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a shot to the mouth, but Webber hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 hits with Webber with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 scores with a pair of crosses to the eye. Webber doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right crosses to the head, but Webber hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Webber with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning hook and Webber's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Webber doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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