Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989542.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Jack Kevorkian defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Monday, June 15, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Jack Kevorkian!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Kevorkian blocks.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian blocks.
+Kevorkian wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice punches to the eye! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevorkian tosses a pair of punches to the nose.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Kevorkian smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of nice shots to the ribs!! Kevorkian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Kevorkian hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 16 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 10-9
Kevorkian doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevorkian connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevorkian pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevorkian probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Kevorkian ducks.
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+Kevorkian punches Dorkness 1 with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Kevorkian with a volley of loud blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kevorkian lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 16 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 20-18
Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian ducks just in time.
+Kevorkian lands a light straight right to the chest. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Kevorkian covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 catches Kevorkian with a barrage of blows to the ribs!! Kevorkian is hurt!
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevorkian staggers Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kevorkian attacks with a left cross to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Kevorkian ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Kevorkian throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevorkian tries to attack, but Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 15 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 30-27
Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Kevorkian hurts Dorkness 1 with a off balance right to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of right uppercuts to the head, but Kevorkian hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a left to the eye, but Kevorkian ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Kevorkian with a left to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a left shot to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of left crosses to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 7 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 39-37
Kevorkian doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 fights inside. (inside)
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-Kevorkian tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Kevorkian ducks.
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-Kevorkian probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
+Dorkness 1 tattoos Kevorkian with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a solid cross to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kevorkian blocks.
+Kevorkian shakes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 1 throws a right right to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevorkian tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Kevorkian punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 24 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 38 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 49-46
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 fights inside. (inside)
+Dorkness 1 pummels Kevorkian with a series of blows to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Kevorkian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Kevorkian leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 39 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 58-56
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is brawling. (inside)
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+Kevorkian jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Kevorkian with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Kevorkian tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevorkian takes charge with a nice jab to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevorkian charges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevorkian hits with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 lands a painful right to the ribs. Kevorkian quickly recovers.
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+Kevorkian hits with a nasty roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kevorkian deftly avoits it.
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+Kevorkian throws a straight right to the stomach. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 22 of 36 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 42 punches.
Jack Kevorkian won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 68-65
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Kevorkian is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Kevorkian with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Kevorkian lands a volley of loud punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a uppercut to the jaw, but Kevorkian quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of hooks to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 1 throws a right jab to the temple, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 1 throws a left roundhouse to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jack Kevorkian landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Jack Kevorkian is winning the fight 77-75
Kevorkian remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Kevorkian is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Kevorkian pounds Dorkness 1 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of right crosses to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Kevorkian clocks Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Kevorkian paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Kevorkian throws a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of crosses to the jaw, but Kevorkian escapes.
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+Kevorkian hits with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Kevorkian steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of punches to the head, but Kevorkian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevorkian suprises Dorkness 1 with a left to the jaw.
Kevorkian lands a beautiful blow to the head and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kevorkian lands a barrage of light punches to the face.
Kevorkian lands a crashing right haymaker and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Jack Kevorkian wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Kevorkian grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 2: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 3: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 3: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 2: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 3: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Jack Kevorkian 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Jack Kevorkian wins by a knockout!
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