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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 7 defeated Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Monday, June 15, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 7!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 7 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
My Cousin covers up.

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-Dorkness 7 throws a pair of left roundhouses to the nose, but My Cousin ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 7 tries to land a volley of hooks to the jaw, but My Cousin ducks.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a cross to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a pair of left uppercuts to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+My Cousin hits with a pair of stiff blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 7 whacks My Cousin with a barrage of solid blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 7 of 31 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!

My Cousin doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest! My Cousin falls against the ropes!
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+My Cousin rocks Dorkness 7 with a series of blows to the ribs! Dorkness 7 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but My Cousin blocks.
-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but My Cousin backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!

My Cousin doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

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+Dorkness 7 hits with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs!! My Cousin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but My Cousin stays away from it.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+My Cousin tattoos Dorkness 7 with a cross to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 7 lashes out with a series of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!

My Cousin doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

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-Dorkness 7 probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but My Cousin covers himself well.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but My Cousin blocks.
My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but My Cousin stays away from it.
+My Cousin tattoos Dorkness 7 with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!

My Cousin doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

-Dorkness 7 launches a pair of blows to the ribs, but My Cousin quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 7 probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but My Cousin hides behind his gloves.
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+My Cousin punches Dorkness 7 with a volley of off balance punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 7 hits with a flurry of strong blows to the ribs.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 7 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but My Cousin ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 10 of 38 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!

My Cousin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

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-Dorkness 7 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+My Cousin drills Dorkness 7 with a flurry of quick blows to the head.
My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 paws a pair of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 7 charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but My Cousin escapes.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a barrage of blows to the stomach, but My Cousin takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 7 attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 pummels My Cousin with a hook to the ribs.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!

My Cousin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a left sweeping right to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+My Cousin backs up Dorkness 7 with a flurry of wild blows to the temple.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but My Cousin takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but My Cousin takes it in the forearms.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 nails My Cousin with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 7 annoys My Cousin with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 9 of 41 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 7 doesn't even want to rest!

My Cousin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but My Cousin steps aside.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 launches a right hook to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+My Cousin hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 7 charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 7 throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 7 tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a volley of blows to the chest, but My Cousin blocks.
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+Dorkness 7 slams My Cousin with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 7 landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 7 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

My Cousin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
My Cousin covers up.

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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 7 lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but My Cousin hides behind his gloves.
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+My Cousin pokes Dorkness 7 with a strong uppercut to the ribs.
-Dorkness 7 probes with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 7 tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Dorkness 7 pounds My Cousin with a loud left to the chest!
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My Cousin tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Dorkness 7 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

My Cousin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.

The doctor won't let Vinny "My Cousin" Gambini continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 7 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 7 10-9

Army of Dorkness 7 wins by a technical knockout!