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            Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989182.htm on local disk...(Flyweight) Fly ZWIP Dancer defeated Army of Dorkness 9 by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Monday, June 08, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 9!! 
 
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Fly ZWIP Dancer!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. 
 ROUND 1
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but goes wide. 
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-Dorkness 9 tries to land a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail. 
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow. 
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+Dancer hurts Dorkness 9 with a volley of punches to the jaw.   
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a left left to the ribs, but fails to score. 
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-Dancer attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkness 9 stays away from it. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
+Dancer fires a barrage of punches to the jaw!   Dorkness 9 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" 
+Dorkness 9 jars Dancer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.   Dancer is hurt! 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dancer hits Dorkness 9 with a barrage of light shots to the mouth.   
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 14 of 31 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
Dorkness 9 doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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+Dorkness 9 tosses a volley of vicious blows to the chest.   
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+Dancer hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.   Dorkness 9 doesn't notice. 
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-Dancer probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow. 
-Dorkness 9 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside and laughs. 
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+Dancer grazes Dorkness 9 with a volley of shots to the ribs!!   
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+Dancer hits Dorkness 9 with a series of strong punches to the chest!   Dorkness 9 grimaces in pain. 
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Dancer steps aside and laughs. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Dancer steps aside. 
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 31 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18 
 
 
Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Dancer doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 3
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
-Dorkness 9 probes with a right left to the stomach, but flails uselessly. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dancer attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.   
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-Dorkness 9 lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely. 
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-Dancer throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dancer jars Dorkness 9 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!   Dorkness 9 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
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+Dancer strikes with a stinging straight right to the solar plexus.   Dorkness 9 retreats to the far corner. 
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-Dancer lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short. 
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dorkness 9 annoys Dancer with a flurry of blows to the chest.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 34 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27 
 
 
Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 4
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
+Dancer tosses a pair of blows to the jaw.   
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but fails to score. 
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+Dancer fires a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.   
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dorkness 9 tries a volley of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance. 
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-Dorkness 9 throws a series of blows to the chest, but Dancer steps aside. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dancer attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
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+Dancer throws a flurry of heavy punches to the face.   Dorkness 9 laughs! 
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+Dorkness 9 wallops Dancer with a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus.   
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-Dancer tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 9 covers himself well. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 15 of 29 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 40-36 
 
 
Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 5
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dorkness 9 fires a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely. 
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+Dorkness 9 takes charge with a painful uppercut to the chest.   
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Dorkness 9 throws a series of punches to the chest, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat. 
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+Dorkness 9 shakes Dancer with a pair of blows to the ribs.   
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dorkness 9 tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses. 
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-Dorkness 9 lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Dancer steps aside and laughs. 
-Dorkness 9 tries to land a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 9 of 39 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 8 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 49-46 
 
 
Dorkness 9 doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 6
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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+Dorkness 9 whacks Dancer with a barrage of punches to the ribs!   Dancer retreats to the far corner. 
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dorkness 9 launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short. 
-Dorkness 9 lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but only hits air. 
-Dorkness 9 attempts a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dancer stays away from it. 
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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-Dancer charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
 
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-Dancer paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance. 
-Dorkness 9 tries a right right to the chest, but is ineffective. 
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat. 
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dorkness 9 suprises Dancer with a left to the ribs.   
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-Dorkness 9 attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer ducks. 
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+Dancer lands a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.   
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+Dancer tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 11 of 38 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 16 of 34 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 59-55 
 
 
Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 7
  
Dorkness 9 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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-Dorkness 9 tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective. 
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-Dorkness 9 charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dancer ducks just in time. 
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but Dancer ducks. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+Dancer jolts Dorkness 9 with a flurry of punches to the chin.   
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 9 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
-Dorkness 9 probes with a left straight right to the stomach, but Dancer backs out of it. 
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+Dancer slams Dorkness 9 with a volley of shots to the temple.   Dorkness 9 gets mad! 
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-Dancer charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Dorkness 9 quickly backs away. 
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-Dancer lashes out with a jab to the face, but he's too slow. 
-Dorkness 9 launches a pair of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score. 
+Dorkness 9 strikes with a pair of loud blows to the ribs.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 10 of 42 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 30 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 69-64 
 
 
Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 8
  
Dorkness 9 is brawling. (inside) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
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+Dancer thumps Dorkness 9 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.   
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-Dorkness 9 throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dancer deftly avoits it. 
-Dorkness 9 probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance. 
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-Dorkness 9 tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Dancer steps aside. 
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+Dorkness 9 lashes out with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.   
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-Dorkness 9 attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely. 
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-Dorkness 9 tries a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dancer backs out of it. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 7 of 38 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 9 of 9 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 9 won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 78-74 
 
 
Dorkness 9 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 9
  
Dorkness 9 is brawling. (inside) 
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
 
-Dorkness 9 lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short. 
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+Dancer tags Dorkness 9 with a hard jab to the face.   
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+Dancer attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.   
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-Dorkness 9 paws a hook to the jaw, but Dancer hides behind his gloves. 
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+Dancer lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.   
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-Dorkness 9 paws a pair of left shots to the temple, but goes wide. 
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+Dancer tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.   
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+Dancer pokes Dorkness 9 with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.   Dorkness 9 ignores it. 
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-Dorkness 9 paws a volley of left blows to the nose, but flails uselessly. 
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-Dorkness 9 probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but fails to score. 
-Dorkness 9 throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Dancer deftly avoits it. 
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+Dancer lands a volley of punches to the mouth!   
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+Dancer tosses a off balance straight right to the temple.   
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+Dorkness 9 annoys Dancer with a barrage of solid shots to the eye.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Army of Dorkness 9 landed 12 of 44 punches, and Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 29 of 33 punches. 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9 
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 88-83 
 
 
Dorkness 9 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 10
  
Dorkness 9 is a raging bull!. (all-out) 
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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+Dorkness 9 grazes Dancer with a low blow!   The referee sees it and issues a warning! 
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+Dancer rocks Dorkness 9 with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.   
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+Dancer pokes Dorkness 9 with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.   
Dancer lands a cruel left blow to the head and Dorkness 9 goes over backwards!! 
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 He's Out! 
Fly ZWIP Dancer wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Dorkness 9 looks exhausted.  He has the right eye swollen shut.  He has swelling above the left eye.  He has a fractured nose. 
 
Dancer is obviously tired.  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
  
 
 
 
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 9: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
 
 
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 9: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
 
 
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 9 10-9  
Round 9: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9  
 
Fly ZWIP Dancer wins by a knockout!
 
  
         
        
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