Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989172.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Mathew Webber by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 08, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Mathew Webber!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Webber covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Webber with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
+Dorkness 1 punches Webber with a series of hooks to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right hooks to the nose, but Webber stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left cross to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Webber with a volley of blows to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Webber staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Webber struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of crosses to the head. Webber ignores it.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific left uppercut and Webber's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Webber doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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