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(Super-Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Vasyl Lomachenko by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, June 02, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Vasyl Lomachenko!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Lomachenko covers up.

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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of crosses to the face, but Lomachenko deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Lomachenko with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
+Dorkness 5 hammers Lomachenko with a off balance blow to the mouth. Lomachenko hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of crosses to the mouth, but Lomachenko covers himself well.
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+Lomachenko annoys Dorkness 5 with a strong left to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a blow to the chin!
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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of roundhouses to the jaw, but Lomachenko steps aside.
+Dorkness 5 hits Lomachenko with a volley of glancing shots to the head!
Dorkness 5 lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Lomachenko is knocked off his feet!!

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Lomachenko struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a right roundhouse to the jaw, but misses.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of crosses to the head, but Lomachenko quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Lomachenko with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a loud right to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a mighty blow to the head and Lomachenko drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Lomachenko doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!