Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\988943.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Danzig The Great defeated Army of Dorkness 7 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, June 01, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 7!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 75 pounds (34 kilograms) is Danzig The Great!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Danzig comes out fighting.
-Danzig attempts a series of blows to the chin, but misses.
+Dorkness 7 hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the head!!
+Dorkness 7 fires a series of glancing punches to the face.
Danzig tries to attack, but Dorkness 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 7 jars Danzig with a head butt! Danzig The Great pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Danzig The Great wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 7 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Danzig doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Danzig The Great wins by a foul!
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