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(Flyweight) Fly ZWIP Dancer defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by disqualification in round 8.

Match Monday, June 01, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Fly ZWIP Dancer!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer backs out of it.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer ties him up.
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+Dancer annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dancer hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
+Dancer tosses a barrage of painful punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dorkness 3 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Dancer ties him up.
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-Dancer tries a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus. Dancer doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 17 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 10-9


Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer shakes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 drills Dancer with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancer probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 3 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dancer hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of shots to the chest, but Dancer steps aside.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 19 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 20-18


Dancer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dancer probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Dancer stays away from it.
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+Dancer hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer lands a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Dancer lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer wallops Dorkness 3 with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Dancer with a volley of punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a left cross to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 16 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 6 of 23 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 30-27


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer punches Dorkness 3 with a volley of loud punches to the head.
-Dancer attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 ducks.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a right cross to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dancer tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Dancer with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dancer attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 3 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dancer lunges with a straight right to the mouth, but Dorkness 3 covers himself well.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer lands a mean uppercut to the chin.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 16 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 6 of 24 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 40-36


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dancer steps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a right left to the chest, but Dancer ducks.
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Dancer with a volley of shots to the chest!! Dancer gets mad!
-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 49-46


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dancer pops Dorkness 3 with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Dancer wallops Dorkness 3 with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Dancer covers himself well.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a left to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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-Dancer tries a series of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer nails Dorkness 3 with a volley of nice punches to the head. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a sweeping right to the ribs, but Dancer ties him up.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Dancer with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 18 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 41 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 59-55


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a volley of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 charges with a volley of left shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Dancer hammers Dorkness 3 with a series of hard punches to the nose.
+Dancer jolts Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the eye!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a volley of left shots to the temple, but misses.
-Dorkness 3 tries a series of punches to the jaw, but Dancer escapes.
+Dorkness 3 belts Dancer with a series of glancing shots to the eye!
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks Dancer with a pair of commanding punches to the chin!! Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Dancer hits with a sweeping right to the chin.
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+Dancer lands a volley of blows to the chin. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
+Dancer connects with a barrage of mean blows to the temple. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fly ZWIP Dancer landed 33 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 54 punches.

Fly ZWIP Dancer won the round 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer is winning the fight 69-64


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Dorkness 3 launches a series of left hooks to the head, but Dancer stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a right jab to the jaw, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Dancer hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Dancer with an illegal rabbit punch! Fly ZWIP Dancer pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Fly ZWIP Dancer wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9
Round 7: Fly ZWIP Dancer 10-9

Fly ZWIP Dancer wins by a foul!