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(Heavyweight) Rust Bucket II defeated Laughing Jack by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, April 25, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is Rust Bucket II!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Laughing Jack!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Rust clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Laughing belts Rust with a solid jab to the mouth!
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-Rust launches a straight right to the face, but Laughing hides behind his gloves.
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-Rust lunges with a series of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Rust clocks Laughing with a series of painful punches to the nose. Laughing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Laughing scores with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Laughing pops Rust with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Laughing lands a left to the chin.
-Laughing probes with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Rust hides behind his gloves.
-Rust throws a series of blows to the mouth, but Laughing leaps aside.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughing hits with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Laughing hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Laughing probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Laughing tattoos Rust with a volley of shots to the head.
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+Rust pokes Laughing with a series of mean shots to the jaw.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Laughing attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Rust stays away from it.
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-Rust paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Laughing ties him up.
+Laughing tags Rust with a series of blows to the mouth. Rust sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Laughing attacks with a flurry of loud blows to the nose. Rust doesn't notice.
+Rust slams Laughing with a pair of mean shots to the nose!
+Laughing rocks Rust with a series of furious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket II landed 13 of 33 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 56 of 74 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 10-9


Rust doesn't want to stop fighting!

Laughing doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Rust clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Rust charges with a left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Laughing jars Rust with a volley of combinations to the temple.
+Laughing punches Rust with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Laughing throws a pair of combinations to the temple.
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-Rust launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Laughing tries a roundhouse to the jaw, but Rust backs out of it.
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-Rust probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Rust attempts a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Laughing backs out of it.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rust fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rust jolts Laughing with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Laughing lands a pair of combinations to the head.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughing fires a pair of combinations to the chin.
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-Laughing tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket II landed 13 of 32 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 25 of 44 punches.

Rust Bucket II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Rust doesn't even want to rest!

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Rust clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Laughing charges with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but Rust steps aside and laughs.
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+Laughing hurts Rust with a series of strong combinations to the temple.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughing suprises Rust with a barrage of powerful feints to the mouth.
+Laughing wallops Rust with a pair of punches to the head. Rust sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Rust paws a left cross to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Laughing throws a series of left combinations to the chin, but falls short.
-Rust launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Laughing covers himself well.
+Rust wallops Laughing with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Rust launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Laughing covers himself well.
Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rust hits with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket II landed 15 of 32 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 18 of 35 punches.

Rust Bucket II won the round 10-9

Rust Bucket II is winning the fight 29-28


Rust doesn't even want to rest!

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Rust clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Laughing fires a barrage of hard shots to the chin. Rust quickly recovers.
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+Laughing backs up Rust with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Rust hits with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
-Rust lashes out with a volley of shots to the chest, but Laughing hides behind his gloves.
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-Rust throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Laughing attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Rust leaps aside.
+Laughing whacks Rust with a mean straight right to the face. Rust falls against the ropes!
+Laughing throws a barrage of combinations to the temple!
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-Laughing attempts a pair of right combinations to the head, but falls short.
-Laughing paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Rust steps aside.
-Laughing throws a left roundhouse to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Laughing wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the chin.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rust hammers Laughing with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
-Laughing launches a pair of combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Rust tries to land a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Laughing leaps aside.
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+Laughing annoys Rust with a series of punches to the eye.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Rust hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughing lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Laughing tries to land a volley of right combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
+Rust tosses a off balance right to the ribs.
-Laughing probes with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Rust takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
+Rust tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket II landed 15 of 32 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 36 of 82 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Rust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laughing is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Rust is brawling. (inside)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Laughing probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Rust paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Laughing quickly backs away.
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-Laughing fires a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Rust narrowly avoids it
-Rust probes with a right left to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Rust pops Laughing with a barrage of wild punches to the chin!!
Rust lands a beautiful left blow to the temple and Laughing's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughing throws a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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-Rust fires a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Rust throws a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Rust jars Laughing with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Rust hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Laughing hammers Rust with a series of furious punches to the nose!! Rust sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Laughing throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Rust hides behind his gloves.
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+Laughing annoys Rust with a light jab to the mouth. Rust doesn't seem bothered.
+Rust hurts Laughing with a pair of light punches to the nose.
Rust lands a thundering uppercut and Laughing falls senseless!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughing suprises Rust with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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+Laughing attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin!
+Rust takes charge with a barrage of commanding blows to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket II landed 14 of 34 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 15 of 32 punches.

Rust Bucket II won the round 10-7

Rust Bucket II is winning the fight 48-45


Rust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laughing is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Rust is brawling. (inside)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Laughing throws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Laughing annoys Rust with a barrage of combinations to the temple. Rust backpedals to his own corner.
-Laughing probes with a series of right feints to the eye, but Rust takes it in the forearms.
-Rust launches a series of right shots to the chin, but Laughing narrowly avoids it
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+Laughing catches Rust with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth. Rust shakes his head to clear it.
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-Laughing fires a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but Rust quickly backs away.
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-Laughing lunges with a feint and then a jab to the eye, but Rust covers himself well.
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+Rust hits with a pair of light shots to the eye. Laughing laughs!
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+Rust hits with a series of hard shots to the temple.
Rust lands a brutal blow to the head and Laughing's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Rust Bucket II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Rust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laughing can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Rust Bucket II 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Rust Bucket II 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Rust Bucket II 10-9
Round 3: Rust Bucket II 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Rust Bucket II 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Rust Bucket II 10-9
Round 3: Rust Bucket II 10-9
Round 4: Rust Bucket II 10-9
Round 5: Rust Bucket II 10-7

Rust Bucket II wins by a knockout!