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(Heavyweight) Rust Bucket IIIII defeated Laughing Jack by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, April 18, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Rust Bucket IIIII!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Laughing Jack!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Iiiii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Laughing attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but Iiiii backs out of it.
+Laughing lands a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Iiiii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Laughing attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Iiiii throws a barrage of right blows to the face, but Laughing steps aside.
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+Laughing jolts Iiiii with a left to the head.
+Laughing fires a series of punches to the temple.
+Laughing tosses a pair of loud punches to the nose.
Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Iiiii attacks with a roundhouse to the temple, but Laughing hides behind his gloves.
+Iiiii fires a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Laughing fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Laughing hurts Iiiii with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
+Laughing wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chin. Iiiii laughs!
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+Laughing pummels Iiiii with a strong jab to the nose.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Iiiii lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Laughing ducks just in time.
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+Laughing rocks Iiiii with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Iiiii attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Laughing takes it in the forearms.
-Iiiii lunges with a hook to the head, but Laughing stays away from it.
+Laughing smacks Iiiii with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Laughing tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 8 of 32 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 66 of 78 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 10-9


Iiiii doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Iiiii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughing tattoos Iiiii with a series of light shots to the chin.
-Laughing tries a right left to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Laughing attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Iiiii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Iiiii tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Laughing attacks with a pair of painful shots to the jaw.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.

Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Iiiii lands a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Laughing tags Iiiii with a pair of punches to the head.
-Iiiii attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Laughing tags Iiiii with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Iiiii fires a volley of right shots to the chest, but Laughing covers himself well.
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-Iiiii attempts a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Laughing blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 6 of 31 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 25 of 53 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 20-18


Iiiii doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Iiiii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Iiiii tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Laughing steps aside.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Iiiii attempts a right hook to the chest, but falls short.
+Laughing wallops Iiiii with a pair of feints to the chin.
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+Laughing tags Iiiii with a hard feint and then a cross to the face! Iiiii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Iiiii charges with a barrage of left feints to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Laughing fires a series of shots to the face, but Iiiii steps aside.
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+Laughing fires a series of shots to the nose.
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+Laughing grazes Iiiii with a flurry of painful combinations to the eye!
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-Iiiii tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Laughing beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughing tosses a barrage of glancing shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 5 of 31 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 23 of 30 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 30-27


Iiiii doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Iiiii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Laughing wallops Iiiii with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Laughing whacks Iiiii with a pair of vicious combinations to the jaw.
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Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughing tosses a volley of powerful combinations to the head!!
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-Laughing attacks with a series of right combinations to the chin, but Iiiii steps aside and laughs.
+Laughing fires a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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-Laughing tries a series of right combinations to the eye, but Iiiii takes it in the forearms.
Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Laughing paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
+Laughing solidly lands a series of solid combinations to the chin.
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+Laughing jolts Iiiii with a series of furious shots to the nose.
-Laughing attempts a pair of right combinations to the chin, but Iiiii backs out of it.
Laughing tries to attack, but Iiiii hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Iiiii paws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Laughing ducks just in time.
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+Laughing hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw! Iiiii covers up.
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+Laughing pokes Iiiii with a pair of nasty combinations to the temple.
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+Iiiii backs up Laughing with a volley of nice blows to the stomach.
-Iiiii attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Laughing takes it in the forearms.
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-Iiiii fires a left hook to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Laughing lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Iiiii shakes his head to clear it.
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+Laughing hits with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 8 of 31 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 48 of 84 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 40-36


Iiiii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Iiiii fights inside. (inside)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Iiiii lunges with a straight right to the ribs, but Laughing deftly avoits it.
-Iiiii probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Laughing blocks.
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+Laughing pokes Iiiii with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
+Laughing whacks Iiiii with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Laughing hits with a hard jab to the mouth. Iiiii beats a hasty retreat.
+Iiiii attacks with a volley of furious shots to the ribs. Laughing is hurt!
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-Iiiii tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Laughing thumps Iiiii with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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-Iiiii tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Laughing tosses a wild straight right to the temple.
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+Laughing hits Iiiii with a furious straight right to the eye.
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-Iiiii fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Laughing lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 7 of 36 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 29 of 34 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 50-45


Iiiii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Iiiii fights inside. (inside)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

+Laughing tosses a pair of feints to the nose. Iiiii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Laughing lands a barrage of loud combinations to the temple.
Laughing lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Iiiii drops like a stone!!

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SEVEN
Iiiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughing tattoos Iiiii with a flurry of hard combinations to the chin. Iiiii doesn't notice.
Laughing lands a tremendous left punch in the nose and Iiiii lands flat on his back!!

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Iiiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughing throws a volley of feints to the eye.
-Iiiii attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Laughing jolts Iiiii with a series of shots to the mouth. Iiiii is hurt!
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+Laughing nails Iiiii with a pair of combinations to the chin!! Iiiii grimaces in pain.
+Iiiii pops Laughing with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
Iiiii lands a sudden left blow to the head and Laughing goes down!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Iiiii tries to land a feint and then a jab to the chest, but Laughing beats a hasty retreat.
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+Laughing drills Iiiii with a series of powerful shots to the eye! Iiiii covers up.
-Iiiii fires a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Laughing lands a pair of powerful feints to the mouth. Iiiii is hurt!
-Iiiii attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Iiiii solidly lands a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
-Iiiii attacks with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Laughing hides behind his gloves.
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+Iiiii pops Laughing with a barrage of shots to the chest. Laughing laughs!
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+Laughing clocks Iiiii with a barrage of off balance shots to the face. Iiiii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Iiiii stuns Laughing with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Laughing smashes Iiiii with a pair of light combinations to the eye.
+Laughing tattoos Iiiii with a volley of commanding blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 11 of 41 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 66 of 70 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 60-54


Iiiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Iiiii fights inside. (inside)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Laughing lunges with a volley of combinations to the face, but goes wide.
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-Iiiii lunges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Laughing tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Iiiii charges with a series of right blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Iiiii smacks Laughing with a pair of painful blows to the chin!
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+Iiiii clocks Laughing with a barrage of shots to the face.
Iiiii lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Laughing's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Iiiii tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but Laughing steps aside and laughs.
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+Laughing smashes Iiiii with a heavy right to the jaw.
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+Laughing smacks Iiiii with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Laughing punches Iiiii with a flurry of stinging shots to the eye.
+Laughing hits with a series of combinations to the chin!
+Laughing attacks with a left to the temple.
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+Iiiii grazes Laughing with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
Iiiii lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Laughing drops like a stone!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Iiiii lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Laughing steps aside.
-Laughing tries to land a pair of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Iiiii paws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Iiiii tries a right straight right to the face, but Laughing backs out of it.
+Laughing hits Iiiii with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Iiiii charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Laughing ties him up.
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+Laughing smashes Iiiii with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
-Laughing attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Laughing hits with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 9 of 43 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 33 of 61 punches.

Rust Bucket IIIII won the round 10-7

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 67-64


Iiiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Iiiii is brawling. (inside)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Laughing hits Iiiii with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
+Laughing throws a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Laughing thumps Iiiii with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Iiiii doesn't notice.
-Laughing charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Iiiii covers himself well.
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+Laughing wakes up the fans with a commanding jab to the nose. Iiiii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Laughing attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Laughing wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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-Iiiii fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Laughing covers himself well.
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+Laughing strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Iiiii attacks with a pair of quick blows to the temple. Laughing ignores it.
-Iiiii lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Laughing stays away from it.
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-Iiiii lashes out with a pair of right shots to the face, but Laughing leaps aside.
+Iiiii slams Laughing with a flurry of blows to the temple.
Iiiii lands a brutal left blow to the temple and Laughing hurtles to the canvas!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Laughing suprises Iiiii with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Iiiii falls against the ropes!
-Laughing tries to land a jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Iiiii staggers Laughing with a volley of solid shots to the nose!
Iiiii lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Laughing falls to the canvas!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Laughing fires a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Laughing paws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Iiiii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Iiiii probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Laughing throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket IIIII landed 7 of 30 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 38 of 69 punches.

Rust Bucket IIIII won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Iiiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Iiiii is brawling. (inside)
Laughing feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)

-Iiiii charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Iiiii lands a flurry of blows to the temple. Laughing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Laughing paws a volley of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Laughing tosses a pair of powerful feints to the face.
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+Laughing grazes Iiiii with a barrage of commanding feints to the temple.
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-Laughing paws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Iiiii covers himself well.
-Laughing attempts a barrage of right feints to the eye, but Iiiii steps aside.
-Laughing throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Iiiii blocks.
-Laughing fires a flurry of feints to the head, but is ineffective.
-Laughing lunges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Iiiii pops Laughing with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Iiiii lands a decisive hook and Laughing's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughing annoys Iiiii with a volley of glancing shots to the mouth!
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-Laughing attempts a barrage of feints to the jaw, but falls short.
-Laughing lunges with a barrage of left combinations to the head, but Iiiii takes it in the forearms.
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+Iiiii thumps Laughing with a heavy uppercut to the temple.
Iiiii lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Laughing goes over backwards!!

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Laughing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Iiiii throws a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Iiiii smashes Laughing with a flurry of quick blows to the mouth! Laughing grimaces in pain.
Iiiii lands a lightning punch in the nose and Laughing's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Rust Bucket IIIII wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Iiiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Laughing can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 6: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 7: Rust Bucket IIIII 10-7
Round 8: Rust Bucket IIIII 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 6: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 7: Rust Bucket IIIII 10-7
Round 8: Rust Bucket IIIII 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 6: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 7: Rust Bucket IIIII 10-7
Round 8: Rust Bucket IIIII 10-7

Rust Bucket IIIII wins by a knockout!