Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\985069.htm on local disk...(Super-Lightweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated Bacon Cheese Biscuit by split decision: 115-113, 114-115, 116-112.Match Thursday, March 12, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Bacon Cheese Biscuit!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit staggers Slow with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit drills Slow with a pair of shots to the eye. Slow retreats to the far corner.
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+Slow tags Biscuit with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Slow suprises Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Slow smacks Biscuit with a series of punches to the nose!! Biscuit doesn't notice.
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-Biscuit launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Slow throws a flurry of right blows to the head, but Biscuit escapes.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow slams Biscuit with a series of solid punches to the head.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow connects with a volley of punches to the temple!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 29 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 13 of 23 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit punches Slow with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow belts Biscuit with a strong right to the jaw. Biscuit grimaces in pain.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow fires a series of right punches to the face, but Biscuit escapes.
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+Slow thumps Biscuit with a series of wild punches to the temple.
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-Biscuit probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hammers Biscuit with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit tags Slow with a stiff straight right to the solar plexus!
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+Slow suprises Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Slow attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 26 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 12 of 26 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Slow throws a pair of blows to the head, but Biscuit leaps aside.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow wallops Biscuit with a barrage of stinging shots to the nose.
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+Slow strikes with a series of punches to the jaw.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit hits Slow with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow attacks with a right left to the mouth, but Biscuit leaps aside.
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+Slow tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Biscuit paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Slow lands a volley of punches to the face. Biscuit doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a flurry of light punches to the head. Biscuit covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 39 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 12 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow whacks Biscuit with a hard jab to the nose. Biscuit covers up.
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+Slow throws a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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-Biscuit tries to land a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Biscuit hits with a glancing right to the ribs.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow hits Biscuit with a hard jab to the chin.
+Biscuit hurts Slow with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Slow grazes Biscuit with a flurry of wild blows to the chin.
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-Biscuit attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Slow attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow fires a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 29 of 42 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 22 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 40-36
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Slow tattoos Biscuit with a wild left to the head.
+Biscuit pops Slow with a barrage of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Biscuit smacks Slow with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow clocks Biscuit with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Slow throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Slow ducks.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit tries to land a cross to the chest, but falls short.
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-Slow lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Slow drills Biscuit with a series of stiff punches to the head.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow clocks Biscuit with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 22 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 50-45
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Slow escapes.
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+Biscuit shakes Slow with a pair of wild shots to the ribs.
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+Slow throws a series of glancing shots to the head.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow fires a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow shakes Biscuit with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
-Slow lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Biscuit leaps aside.
+Slow shakes Biscuit with a painful cross to the head. Biscuit falls against the ropes!
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+Biscuit hits with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow hits with a series of powerful punches to the mouth. Biscuit beats a hasty retreat.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Slow probes with a left right to the face, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 22 of 39 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 14 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 60-55
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow attacks with a volley of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
+Slow pummels Biscuit with a pair of powerful punches to the nose!!
+Biscuit shakes Slow with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Slow whacks Biscuit with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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+Slow tags Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Slow slams Biscuit with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth. Biscuit laughs!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit staggers Slow with a flurry of nice shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 22 of 42 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 14 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 70-65
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Slow smacks Biscuit with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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-Slow tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Slow slams Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow wakes up the fans with Biscuit with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Biscuit rocks Slow with a flurry of shots to the head!
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+Biscuit hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit lands a hook to the face. Slow falls against the ropes!
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+Slow shakes Biscuit with a pair of blows to the temple.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a powerful jab to the temple.
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-Biscuit throws a straight right to the chin, but Slow stays away from it.
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-Biscuit lashes out with a uppercut to the nose, but misses.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 30 of 39 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 19 of 33 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 80-74
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Slow backpedals and jabs.
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit strikes with a nice cross to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Slow hammers Biscuit with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
-Biscuit lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Slow leaps aside.
+Slow clocks Biscuit with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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-Slow lunges with a left jab to the head, but falls short.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Biscuit leaps aside.
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-Slow paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Biscuit blocks.
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-Biscuit throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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-Biscuit lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Biscuit scores with a barrage of strong punches to the chin. Slow is hurt!
+Slow solidly lands a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
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+Biscuit wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 25 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 16 of 32 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 90-83
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow whacks Biscuit with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Biscuit attacks with a series of right shots to the head, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Slow covers himself well.
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+Biscuit annoys Slow with a series of punches to the head. Slow sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Biscuit clocks Slow with a glancing uppercut to the head! Slow doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 14 of 29 punches.
Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 99-93
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Biscuit jolts Slow with a volley of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Biscuit launches a volley of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Slow punches Biscuit with a flurry of nice shots to the temple.
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+Biscuit suprises Slow with a volley of furious uppercuts to the temple.
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-Biscuit tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Slow stays away from it.
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+Biscuit fires a pair of hard crosses to the jaw. Slow doesn't notice.
+Biscuit hammers Slow with a barrage of mean shots to the jaw.
-Biscuit tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Biscuit probes with a blow to the chin, but Slow stays away from it.
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-Biscuit tries to land a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Slow ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 17 of 40 punches.
Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 108-103
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit is brawling. (inside)
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-Biscuit paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Biscuit punches Slow with a left to the jaw. Slow quickly recovers.
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-Biscuit attempts a series of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
-Biscuit tries to land a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Biscuit probes with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Biscuit attempts a right sweeping right to the head, but Slow stays away from it.
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+Biscuit staggers Slow with a series of strong blows to the mouth.
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+Biscuit hurts Slow with a volley of blows to the nose!
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+Slow rocks Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 18 of 42 punches.
Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 117-113
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Total Score: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 115-114
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 116-112
Slow Joe Nr One wins by decision!
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