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(Super-Lightweight) Slow Joe Nr One and Bacon Cheese Biscuit fought to a split decision draw: 113-114, 114-113, 114-114.

Match Thursday, February 26, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Bacon Cheese Biscuit!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Biscuit lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hammers Biscuit with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Biscuit leaps aside.
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+Biscuit pummels Slow with a pair of loud shots to the temple.
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-Slow throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Biscuit stays away from it.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit tosses a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw.
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+Slow throws a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit fires a pair of right shots to the nose, but Slow covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 18 of 32 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 13 of 24 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9


Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!

Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slow tags Biscuit with a series of punches to the head.
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-Biscuit tries a left jab to the stomach, but Slow escapes.
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+Biscuit fires a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Slow probes with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but misses.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit attacks with a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Slow launches a volley of left shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 12 of 22 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 12 of 23 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slow throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Biscuit stays away from it.
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+Slow stuns Biscuit with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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+Slow thumps Biscuit with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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-Biscuit charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Slow escapes.
-Biscuit attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Slow backs out of it.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit jars Slow with a flurry of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Slow hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow lands a flurry of punches to the head. Biscuit quickly recovers.
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+Slow smashes Biscuit with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs! Biscuit seems wobbly!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Biscuit narrowly avoids it
+Biscuit pokes Slow with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Slow annoys Biscuit with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 35 of 42 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 13 of 25 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 29-28


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow tags Biscuit with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Slow jolts Biscuit with a solid jab to the ribs. Biscuit hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Biscuit probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slow solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Biscuit attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Slow throws a left cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit hits Slow with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs!
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+Biscuit slams Slow with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Slow hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow lashes out with a left straight right to the chest, but Biscuit steps aside.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 33 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 12 of 23 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slow lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Biscuit backs out of it.
+Biscuit connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. Slow ignores it.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Slow attacks with a vicious right to the chest!!
+Slow jars Biscuit with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Biscuit probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Biscuit tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit fires a barrage of solid punches to the chest. Slow covers up.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 15 of 32 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 26 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 49-46


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slow fires a furious jab to the ribs. Biscuit gets mad!
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-Biscuit throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow hits with a volley of loud blows to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Biscuit throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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+Biscuit hammers Slow with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Slow doesn't notice.
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+Biscuit hammers Slow with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Slow seems wobbly!
+Slow connects with a pair of mean punches to the ribs!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 34 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 23 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 59-55


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Biscuit throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Slow ducks.
-Biscuit tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slow quickly backs away.
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+Biscuit hammers Slow with a uppercut to the chest. Slow doesn't notice.
-Biscuit attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 5 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 9 of 25 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 68-65


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Slow fires a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs!
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+Biscuit smashes Slow with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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+Slow pops Biscuit with a off balance jab to the face!
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-Slow tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Biscuit backs out of it.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits with a cross to the head.
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+Slow fires a volley of blows to the mouth. Biscuit gets mad!
+Biscuit drills Slow with a pair of hard shots to the temple.
+Biscuit catches Slow with a pair of quick blows to the mouth.
-Biscuit fires a series of blows to the eye, but Slow escapes.
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-Biscuit lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
+Slow catches Biscuit with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 33 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 15 of 32 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 78-74


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit smacks Slow with a wild hook to the mouth.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Biscuit throws a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Biscuit lashes out with a flurry of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Biscuit grazes Slow with a pair of stiff blows to the temple.
+Biscuit solidly lands a volley of stinging blows to the nose. Slow falls against the ropes!
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+Slow pummels Biscuit with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 5 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 12 of 31 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 87-84


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Slow fires a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Biscuit backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slow throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Biscuit ducks just in time.
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-Slow throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Slow belts Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
-Biscuit attempts a hook to the nose, but Slow blocks.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow suprises Biscuit with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Slow wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Slow backs up Biscuit with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Biscuit tattoos Slow with a flurry of shots to the face.
-Biscuit throws a right roundhouse to the eye, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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+Slow hits with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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+Biscuit throws a volley of glancing punches to the temple!!
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit attacks with a pair of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 27 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 17 of 33 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 97-93


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Biscuit is brawling. (inside)

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-Biscuit probes with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Biscuit charges with a cross to the eye, but Slow quickly backs away.
-Biscuit lashes out with a flurry of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Biscuit attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Biscuit nails Slow with a light right to the jaw!
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+Slow jolts Biscuit with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Biscuit nails Slow with a heavy roundhouse to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 15 of 41 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 106-103


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Biscuit is brawling. (inside)

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+Slow hits Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Biscuit attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Slow smacks Biscuit with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Biscuit punches Slow with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Biscuit shakes Slow with a pair of punches to the eye!! Slow quickly recovers.
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+Biscuit hits with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
Biscuit lands a lightning left hook and Slow is knocked down!!

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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slow fires a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+Slow tags Biscuit with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Slow pummels Biscuit with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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+Slow wallops Biscuit with a series of hard punches to the temple!
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+Slow attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Biscuit staggers Slow with a hook to the face.
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-Biscuit fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Slow narrowly avoids it
+Biscuit annoys Slow with a flurry of mean punches to the eye! Slow backpedals to his own corner.
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-Biscuit paws a flurry of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 39 of 40 punches, and Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 24 of 37 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-8

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 114-113


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Biscuit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 2: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-8

Total Score: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-8

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 114-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-8

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!