Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\983929.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) &% and The Dead Guy Embalmer fought to a unanimous decision draw: 113-113, 113-113, 113-113.Match Tuesday, February 17, 2015In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is &%!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is The Dead Guy Embalmer!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
-&% throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Embalmer stays away from it.
Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Embalmer tags &% with a series of blows to the eye!
+&% hits with a stiff hook to the chest.
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+Embalmer slams &% with a volley of punches to the head.
-&% attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but Embalmer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Embalmer annoys &% with a series of mean blows to the head.
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-&% tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Embalmer ducks.
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+Embalmer tags &% with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Embalmer belts &% with a wild roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Embalmer connects with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+&% drills Embalmer with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Embalmer retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 9 of 33 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 34 of 34 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 10-9
&% doesn't want to stop fighting!
Embalmer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-&% probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Embalmer deftly avoits it.
+Embalmer tattoos &% with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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-&% tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Embalmer throws a series of stinging blows to the head.
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+Embalmer punches &% with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Embalmer throws a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Embalmer slams &% with a series of punches to the nose.
-&% attempts a cross to the stomach, but Embalmer ties him up.
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+Embalmer hits with a volley of furious shots to the eye.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Embalmer slams &% with a series of stinging punches to the mouth. &% retreats to the far corner.
+&% connects with a pair of nasty shots to the stomach.
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+&% lands a glancing cross to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 9 of 33 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 30 of 30 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 20-18
&% doesn't want to stop fighting!
Embalmer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-&% launches a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+&% hits with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Embalmer quickly recovers.
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+Embalmer thumps &% with a flurry of strong punches to the chin. &% falls against the ropes!
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-&% charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-&% lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Embalmer stays away from it.
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+&% whacks Embalmer with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Embalmer strikes with a series of light punches to the nose.
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+Embalmer throws a flurry of loud punches to the head! &% asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Embalmer pounds &% with a pair of punches to the head. &% ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 11 of 31 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 32 of 33 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 30-27
&% doesn't want to stop fighting!
Embalmer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Embalmer lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+&% tosses a pair of vicious shots to the stomach. Embalmer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Embalmer hits with a volley of blows to the chest. &% gets mad!
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Embalmer wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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-&% lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Embalmer fires a pair of vicious punches to the chest!
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-&% attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Embalmer hurts &% with a series of strong punches to the chin. &% sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-&% lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Embalmer escapes.
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-&% paws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Embalmer quickly backs away.
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-&% lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Embalmer quickly backs away.
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+&% fires a cross to the stomach.
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+Embalmer pops &% with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 9 of 34 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 29 of 36 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 40-36
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Embalmer pops &% with a volley of hard blows to the face.
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-&% tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Embalmer steps aside and laughs.
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+Embalmer lands a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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-&% paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Embalmer ducks.
Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+&% punches Embalmer with a series of heavy shots to the ribs.
-&% attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-&% tries a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Embalmer covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 9 of 32 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 15 of 16 punches.
&% won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 49-46
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-&% lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Embalmer ducks.
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+Embalmer hammers &% with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple!!
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+&% hits Embalmer with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-&% probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Embalmer hides behind his gloves.
-&% attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but Embalmer escapes.
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+Embalmer hits with a pair of powerful shots to the mouth. &% doesn't notice.
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+Embalmer grazes &% with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. &% is hurt!
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+&% throws a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Embalmer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-&% tries to land a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Embalmer hits &% with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 10 of 31 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 31 of 35 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 59-55
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
&% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Embalmer lands a pair of shots to the chin. &% beats a hasty retreat.
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-&% launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Embalmer fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
-&% tries a volley of blows to the stomach, but Embalmer ducks.
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+Embalmer throws a left to the nose. &% covers up.
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-&% tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-&% tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
+&% lands a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+&% lashes out with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 9 of 33 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 15 of 15 punches.
&% won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 68-65
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
&% grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Embalmer tosses a volley of mean punches to the head!
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+&% belts Embalmer with a pair of solid blows to the temple. Embalmer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Embalmer drills &% with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
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+Embalmer lands a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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-&% lashes out with a volley of left blows to the eye, but Embalmer leaps aside.
-&% lashes out with a volley of shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Embalmer takes charge with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+&% smacks Embalmer with a series of commanding blows to the nose!! Embalmer ignores it.
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-&% probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Embalmer throws a barrage of off balance punches to the temple!! &% retreats to the far corner.
+Embalmer smacks &% with a flurry of punches to the head. &% seems wobbly!
-&% attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 10 of 33 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 32 of 36 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 78-74
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
&% grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-&% launches a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Embalmer narrowly avoids it
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-&% throws a pair of left blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+&% tattoos Embalmer with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Embalmer quickly recovers.
+Embalmer throws a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-&% probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Embalmer deftly avoits it.
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Embalmer tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Embalmer strikes with a hard left to the mouth!
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-&% tries a barrage of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Embalmer annoys &% with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 8 of 32 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 15 of 16 punches.
&% won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 87-84
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
&% is brawling. (inside)
Embalmer is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Embalmer connects with a volley of shots to the nose!
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+&% fires a barrage of vicious blows to the chin.
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-&% charges with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Embalmer backs out of it.
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-&% fires a right straight right to the jaw, but Embalmer escapes.
+&% stuns Embalmer with a heavy cross to the nose.
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-&% tries to land a series of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Embalmer scores with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin! &% is hurt!
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+Embalmer punches &% with a jab to the head. &% asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Embalmer punches &% with a wild roundhouse to the temple.
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+Embalmer fires a series of punches to the ribs.
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-&% tries a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Embalmer pops &% with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs! &% hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 10 of 37 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 29 of 33 punches.
The Dead Guy Embalmer won the round 10-9
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 97-93
&% doesn't even want to rest!
Embalmer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
&% is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Embalmer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Embalmer tattoos &% with a cross to the face!!
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-&% tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but Embalmer ties him up.
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+Embalmer attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
-&% launches a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Embalmer punches &% with a flurry of wild crosses to the eye. &% ignores it.
+Embalmer lands a volley of painful punches to the nose.
+&% hurts Embalmer with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
&% lands a terrific right uppercut and Embalmer staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Embalmer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-&% charges with a volley of left hooks to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+&% drills Embalmer with a flurry of nice hooks to the mouth.
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+&% lands a powerful roundhouse to the temple.
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+&% wallops Embalmer with a series of strong crosses to the jaw.
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-&% probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+ The fighters swap uppercuts to the chin.
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+Embalmer tosses a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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The fighters circle.
+Embalmer smacks &% with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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+&% hits with Embalmer with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Embalmer scores with a cross to the chin.
+&% tags Embalmer with a volley of wild crosses to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 16 of 42 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 31 of 34 punches.
&% won the round 10-8
The Dead Guy Embalmer is winning the fight 105-103
&% remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Embalmer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
&% is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Embalmer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Embalmer tags &% with a volley of punches to the head!!
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+&% hammers Embalmer with a series of strong crosses to the face! Embalmer quickly recovers.
&% lands a quick right blow to the head and Embalmer staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Embalmer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-&% attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Embalmer covers himself well.
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-&% throws a right to the face, but Embalmer covers himself well.
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-&% throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Embalmer narrowly avoids it
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+Embalmer pummels &% with a series of punches to the temple. &% falls against the ropes!
+Embalmer tosses a glancing straight right to the face.
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+Embalmer hits with a barrage of punches to the head. &% hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+&% lands a flurry of punches to the mouth!! Embalmer ignores it.
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+&% throws a nice left to the face.
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+Embalmer connects with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
+&% punches Embalmer with a loud sweeping right to the chin. Embalmer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Embalmer jars &% with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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The fighters study each other.
+Embalmer smacks &% with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
+Embalmer grazes &% with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap uppercuts to the nose.
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-&% fires a pair of left hooks to the head, but Embalmer blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
&% landed 16 of 41 punches, and The Dead Guy Embalmer landed 33 of 36 punches.
&% won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
&% grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Embalmer is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 2: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 3: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 4: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 5: &% 10-9
Round 6: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 7: &% 10-9
Round 8: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 9: &% 10-9
Round 10: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 11: &% 10-8
Round 12: &% 10-8
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 2: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 3: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 4: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 5: &% 10-9
Round 6: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 7: &% 10-9
Round 8: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 9: &% 10-9
Round 10: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 11: &% 10-8
Round 12: &% 10-8
Total Score: A Draw.
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 2: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 3: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 4: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 5: &% 10-9
Round 6: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 7: &% 10-9
Round 8: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 9: &% 10-9
Round 10: The Dead Guy Embalmer 10-9
Round 11: &% 10-8
Round 12: &% 10-8
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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