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(Super-Heavyweight) they call me fat man! defeated Lanky Swift by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, February 07, 2015

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 857 pounds (389 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Lanky Swift!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Swift is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Swift hits with a volley of punches to the eye. They quickly recovers.
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+Swift fires a volley of strong punches to the face.
+They throws a pair of quick punches to the chin.
-Swift attempts a left straight right to the nose, but They backs out of it.
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+Swift catches They with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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-Swift attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but They hides behind his gloves.
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+They nails Swift with a volley of shots to the eye. Swift sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+They takes charge with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Swift fires a stinging jab to the jaw.
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+They punches Swift with a light sweeping right to the mouth!
They lands a tremendous left blow to the temple and Swift is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Swift struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Swift paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but They deftly avoits it.
+They hits with a commanding jab to the nose.
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+They pounds Swift with a flurry of punches to the face.
They lands a well placed left haymaker and Swift's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Swift struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+They wallops Swift with a pair of punches to the face.
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+They smacks Swift with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
+Swift scores with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Swift nails They with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Swift annoys They with a volley of shots to the stomach.
+They smashes Swift with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 31 of 31 punches, and Lanky Swift landed 27 of 48 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-7

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 10-7


They remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Swift doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Swift is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+They attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Swift lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but They hides behind his gloves.
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+Swift fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Swift hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Swift throws a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Swift probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+They takes charge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+They lands a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Swift falls against the ropes!
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+They lands a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Swift attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but They takes it in the forearms.
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-Swift launches a right right to the head, but fails to score.
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-Swift tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but They ducks just in time.
+Swift hits with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
+They clocks Swift with a pair of light punches to the chest!!
-Swift fires a right to the stomach, but They quickly backs away.
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+They hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 32 of 32 punches, and Lanky Swift landed 17 of 52 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-9

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 20-16


They grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Swift is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

They backpedals and jabs.
Swift is using the ring. (using the ring)

+They belts Swift with a series of punches to the temple!!
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+Swift pummels They with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
+They jolts Swift with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
-Swift lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Swift launches a right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Swift launches a barrage of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
+They drills Swift with a volley of commanding shots to the head.
They lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Swift hurtles to the canvas!!

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FIVE

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SEVEN
Swift struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Swift smacks They with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Swift charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but They quickly backs away.
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-Swift probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+They takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the temple. Swift asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+They drills Swift with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
They lands a sudden blow to the head and Swift goes down!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Swift struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Swift launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Swift hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. They sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Swift fires a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
-Swift charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but They beats a hasty retreat.
+They hits Swift with a strong jab to the temple. Swift ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

they call me fat man! landed 24 of 25 punches, and Lanky Swift landed 12 of 49 punches.

they call me fat man! won the round 10-7

they call me fat man! is winning the fight 30-23


They is obviously tired.

Swift is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

They backpedals and jabs.
Swift stays outside and uses his jab.

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+They whacks Swift with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
They lands a tremendous blow to the head and Swift's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Swift struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+They throws a pair of wild punches to the head!!
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+They suprises Swift with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Swift gets mad!
-Swift lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+They hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+They hits with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
They lands a vicious left blow to the temple and Swift is knocked out of the ring!!

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TEN
He's Out!
they call me fat man! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They is slowing down.

Swift can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Lanky Swift continue the fight! they call me fat man! wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-7
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 3: they call me fat man! 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-7
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 3: they call me fat man! 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: they call me fat man! 10-7
Round 2: they call me fat man! 10-9
Round 3: they call me fat man! 10-7

they call me fat man! wins by a knockout!