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(Super-Lightweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated Bacon Cheese Biscuit by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-114.

Match Thursday, January 29, 2015

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Bacon Cheese Biscuit!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Biscuit tries to land a pair of shots to the mouth, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow annoys Biscuit with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Slow lunges with a left to the ribs, but Biscuit quickly backs away.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow lashes out with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Biscuit attacks with a series of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Slow pounds Biscuit with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
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+Biscuit fires a pair of vicious blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 10 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 20 of 33 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9


Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit smacks Slow with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Slow sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Biscuit lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Slow lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slow suprises Biscuit with a jab to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biscuit fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits Biscuit with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Biscuit lands a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 16 of 29 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18


Biscuit doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slow pummels Biscuit with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Slow lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow probes with a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Biscuit tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Biscuit probes with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Slow escapes.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit attacks with a flurry of blows to the chest!! Slow retreats to the far corner.
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+Biscuit pummels Slow with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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-Slow lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Biscuit hides behind his gloves.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow fires a pair of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Slow rocks Biscuit with a pair of nasty shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 18 of 31 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Biscuit tries a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Biscuit hurts Slow with a series of hard shots to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 8 of 25 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 5 of 8 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow wallops Biscuit with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs!
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Biscuit fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Biscuit tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 25 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 12 of 26 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 48-47


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slow staggers Biscuit with a left to the jaw.
-Biscuit paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Slow blocks.
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-Biscuit attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Biscuit fires a series of punches to the stomach.
-Slow tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Biscuit stays away from it.
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-Slow charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Slow annoys Biscuit with a flurry of heavy blows to the face.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit clocks Slow with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 22 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 11 of 24 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Biscuit clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Biscuit tries a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Biscuit takes it in the forearms.
+Slow smacks Biscuit with a volley of punches to the head! Biscuit doesn't seem bothered.
+Biscuit solidly lands a pair of glancing blows to the chest! Slow retreats to the far corner.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biscuit pokes Slow with a flurry of blows to the chest. Slow retreats to the far corner.
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+Slow attacks with a pair of light shots to the face. Biscuit doesn't seem bothered.
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-Biscuit paws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Slow attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slow annoys Biscuit with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 25 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 40 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 67-66


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slow lands a volley of mean punches to the head. Biscuit sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Biscuit escapes.
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+Slow connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+Slow throws a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!
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-Biscuit attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Biscuit throws a series of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
+Slow jars Biscuit with a glancing straight right to the temple.
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+Slow wallops Biscuit with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Biscuit stuns Slow with a series of painful punches to the head!!
-Biscuit lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Slow strikes with a volley of stiff punches to the face!!
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+Biscuit tosses a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Slow charges with a series of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 15 of 34 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 27 of 41 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-75


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slow punches Biscuit with a series of hard punches to the chin. Biscuit doesn't notice.
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+Slow hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Biscuit tries a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Slow ducks just in time.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biscuit attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Slow pokes Biscuit with a volley of hard shots to the nose.
+Slow staggers Biscuit with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
+Slow slams Biscuit with a light jab to the ribs.
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-Biscuit lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Biscuit jolts Slow with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biscuit nails Slow with a flurry of shots to the eye!
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+Biscuit catches Slow with a vicious hook to the face.
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+Slow fires a series of punches to the face! Biscuit sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 14 of 32 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 30 of 38 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 87-84


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Biscuit grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Biscuit throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Biscuit attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Slow belts Biscuit with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Biscuit charges with a series of left punches to the face, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Biscuit throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Biscuit jars Slow with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Biscuit connects with a hook to the face!
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-Biscuit probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Slow leaps aside.
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Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Biscuit hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 11 of 33 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 96-94


Biscuit doesn't even want to rest!

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Biscuit is brawling. (inside)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Biscuit throws a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Slow seems wobbly!
+Slow hurts Biscuit with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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+Slow strikes with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Slow throws a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Slow takes charge with a series of punches to the head.
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+Biscuit takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Biscuit probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Slow steps aside.
-Biscuit charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Slow nails Biscuit with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
+Slow nails Biscuit with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Slow hammers Biscuit with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin! Biscuit is hurt!
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+Biscuit smacks Slow with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 21 of 41 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 35 of 38 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 106-103


Biscuit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Biscuit is brawling. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Biscuit attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Biscuit throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses.
-Biscuit lashes out with a right to the mouth, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Biscuit hits Slow with a hard hook to the mouth.
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+Slow hits with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
-Biscuit attacks with a volley of blows to the temple, but Slow steps aside.
-Biscuit probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Biscuit stuns Slow with a glancing hook to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bacon Cheese Biscuit landed 13 of 37 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches.

Bacon Cheese Biscuit won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 115-113


Biscuit remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 5: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 6: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 5: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 6: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 5: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 6: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: Bacon Cheese Biscuit 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-114

Slow Joe Nr One wins by decision!