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(Super-Lightweight) Ultra Slow Thinker defeated Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, December 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Ultra Slow Thinker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Wussy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wussy staggers Thinker with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Wussy hurts Thinker with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Wussy attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin. Thinker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Thinker tags Wussy with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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+Thinker fires a volley of mean punches to the head.
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+Thinker connects with a volley of loud blows to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Wussy fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Thinker throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Wussy ducks.
+Wussy hits with a series of punches to the temple!!
+Wussy wakes up the fans with a left to the chin.
+Thinker tosses a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Thinker throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Thinker tries a uppercut to the eye, but Wussy hides behind his gloves.
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-Thinker attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but Wussy ducks just in time.
+Thinker punches Wussy with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Thinker tries a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Thinker attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Thinker attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Wussy ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 33 of 69 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 31 of 31 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 10-9


Thinker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wussy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Wussy hits with a pair of quick punches to the face.
+Thinker tags Wussy with a solid uppercut to the nose.
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+Wussy pounds Thinker with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Thinker fires a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Wussy ducks just in time.
-Thinker launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Thinker attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Wussy throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Wussy annoys Thinker with a pair of powerful shots to the eye.
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+Thinker connects with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
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+Wussy pounds Thinker with a pair of loud blows to the nose.
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-Thinker lunges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Thinker fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Wussy deftly avoits it.
+Thinker throws a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach. Wussy ignores it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Thinker lands a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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+Wussy strikes with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth. Thinker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Thinker hits Wussy with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Wussy tags Thinker with a series of strong punches to the nose.
+Thinker pops Wussy with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!!
+Wussy scores with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Thinker shakes his head to clear it.
+Wussy connects with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth! Thinker seems wobbly!
+Wussy tags Thinker with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Wussy jars Thinker with a straight right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 39 of 65 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 49 of 49 punches.

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Wussy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Wussy wallops Thinker with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Thinker fires a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Thinker probes with a volley of right blows to the nose, but Wussy quickly backs away.
-Thinker probes with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but only hits air.
+Wussy suprises Thinker with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Thinker grimaces in pain.
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+Wussy hits with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Thinker is hurt!
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+Wussy strikes with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Wussy punches Thinker with a pair of light blows to the mouth!
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+Wussy tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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+Wussy annoys Thinker with a commanding straight right to the temple.
+Wussy drills Thinker with a series of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
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+Thinker hits with a flurry of shots to the jaw!
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+Wussy tattoos Thinker with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
-Thinker probes with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Wussy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thinker attacks with a series of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
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+Wussy slams Thinker with a volley of punches to the chin. Thinker doesn't seem bothered.
+Thinker pokes Wussy with a jab to the temple!
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+Wussy hits with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
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+Wussy pummels Thinker with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Wussy belts Thinker with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
+Thinker punches Wussy with a flurry of hard blows to the temple. Wussy backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 26 of 42 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 53 of 53 punches.

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 29-28


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Wussy hits Thinker with a series of glancing punches to the head!
-Thinker probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Wussy stuns Thinker with a series of nice punches to the temple!
+Wussy fires a pair of solid blows to the jaw. Thinker doesn't notice.
+Wussy tags Thinker with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
-Thinker attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Wussy covers himself well.
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+Thinker smacks Wussy with a volley of heavy blows to the face. Wussy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Thinker lunges with a barrage of left blows to the face, but Wussy steps aside.
-Thinker charges with a flurry of right blows to the face, but comes up empty.
+Thinker strikes with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Wussy gets mad!
+Thinker hits Wussy with a straight right to the temple. Wussy gets mad!
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+Wussy connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Thinker lands a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Wussy gets mad!
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+Wussy whacks Thinker with a strong cross to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Wussy jolts Thinker with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Thinker doesn't notice.
+Thinker suprises Wussy with a series of heavy blows to the head. Wussy grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters trade blows to the nose.
+Thinker throws a pair of nasty punches to the mouth! Wussy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 27 of 45 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 40 of 40 punches.

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 39-37


Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Wussy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wussy staggers Thinker with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Thinker throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Thinker hurts Wussy with a pair of strong shots to the temple.
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+Wussy lashes out with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
-Thinker tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Wussy tags Thinker with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Thinker suprises Wussy with a series of nasty punches to the head!!
+Thinker solidly lands a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Thinker probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Wussy steps aside.
+Thinker hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Thinker probes with a uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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-Thinker charges with a straight right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Wussy connects with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Wussy thumps Thinker with a series of loud punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 25 of 48 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 31 of 34 punches.

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 49-46


Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wussy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wussy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wussy catches Thinker with a solid left to the temple. Thinker quickly recovers.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Wussy stays away from it.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 3 of 8 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 7 of 9 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 58-56


Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wussy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Thinker throws a flurry of blows to the mouth!! Wussy backpedals to his own corner.
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+Wussy takes charge with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Wussy charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker tosses a barrage of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
+Thinker backs up Wussy with a pair of punches to the head. Wussy is hurt!
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker staggers Wussy with a flurry of blows to the chin.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Wussy connects with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
-Thinker paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Wussy ducks.
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-Thinker lunges with a cross to the mouth, but Wussy stays away from it.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker tries to land a series of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Thinker lashes out with a series of blows to the eye.
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+Thinker drills Wussy with a painful straight right to the head.
-Thinker attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Thinker charges with a right to the jaw, but Wussy quickly backs away.
-Thinker fires a right to the face, but fails to score.
+Thinker lashes out with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Thinker attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but Wussy escapes.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thinker lands a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Wussy wakes up the fans with a series of vicious punches to the eye. Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 37 of 75 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 22 of 30 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 67-66


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Wussy tosses a volley of loud punches to the mouth. Thinker ignores it.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wussy attempts a volley of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wussy throws a flurry of glancing blows to the temple.
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+Wussy belts Thinker with a barrage of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Wussy fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Wussy connects with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 4 of 9 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 31 of 39 punches.

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 77-75


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Wussy jolts Thinker with a pair of punches to the mouth. Thinker retreats to the far corner.
-Thinker probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
-Thinker attempts a left hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Thinker tosses a volley of blows to the eye.
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+Wussy clocks Thinker with a barrage of furious shots to the eye.
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-Thinker probes with a series of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Wussy fires a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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+Thinker throws a series of punches to the chin.
+Thinker punches Wussy with a barrage of punches to the chin! Wussy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Thinker annoys Wussy with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wussy attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Thinker quickly backs away.
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+Thinker pops Wussy with a barrage of loud punches to the face!
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-Thinker fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Wussy stays away from it.
+Thinker connects with a flurry of shots to the face.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thinker grazes Wussy with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Wussy retreats to the far corner.
+Wussy grazes Thinker with a series of painful blows to the head. Thinker gets mad!
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
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+Thinker hurts Wussy with a volley of heavy shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 49 of 77 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 23 of 32 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy is winning the fight 86-85


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thinker hits with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
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-Thinker attempts a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Wussy takes it in the forearms.
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Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thinker clocks Wussy with a series of stiff blows to the ribs. Wussy ignores it.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thinker nails Wussy with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Thinker shakes Wussy with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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-Thinker throws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Thinker throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Wussy stays away from it.
+Thinker suprises Wussy with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Thinker probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Wussy deftly avoits it.
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+Wussy solidly lands a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Thinker tags Wussy with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Thinker attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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+Wussy hammers Thinker with a jab to the jaw!
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Thinker attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Wussy stays away from it.
Wussy tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker tries a series of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Thinker attacks with a loud jab to the head!
+Wussy stuns Thinker with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Wussy staggers Thinker with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Thinker seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 45 of 82 punches, and Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy landed 24 of 34 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wussy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Thinker is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Wussy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Wussy hits with a hard sweeping right to the face.
-Thinker attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Wussy escapes.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
+Wussy stuns Thinker with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+Wussy tags Thinker with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Wussy shakes Thinker with a pair of heavy punches to the head. Thinker ignores it.
Wussy lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Thinker goes over backwards!!

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Thinker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Thinker hurts Wussy with a mean punch to the jaw!
+Thinker lashes out with a series of punches to the face.
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+Wussy drills Thinker with a volley of hard punches to the jaw. Thinker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Wussy annoys Thinker with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Thinker pokes Wussy with a pair of light hooks to the temple.
+Wussy catches Thinker with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
-Thinker throws a series of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
+Wussy throws a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Thinker lands a hook to the nose.
Thinker lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Wussy is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Ultra Slow Thinker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Wussy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 4: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 5: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 7: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 8: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 9: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 10: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 4: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 5: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 7: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 8: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 9: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 10: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 4: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 5: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 6: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 7: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 8: Big Boy Made Me make This Wussy 10-9
Round 9: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 10: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker wins by a knockout!