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(Heavyweight) Test Absorbing Man defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, November 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is You eat it!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is Test Absorbing Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

You Eat It fights inside. (inside)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Test strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+Test fires a volley of nasty shots to the jaw. You Eat It hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Test attacks with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Test lands a roundhouse to the mouth!!
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-You Eat It tries to land a pair of right blows to the nose, but to no avail.
+Test lands a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+You Eat It punches Test with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+You Eat It tags Test with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+Test annoys You Eat It with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Test fires a hard roundhouse to the head.
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-You Eat It fires a right hook to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 12 of 32 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 30 of 30 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 10-9


You Eat It doesn't want to stop fighting!

Test doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

You Eat It fights inside. (inside)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Test fires a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+You Eat It attacks with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Test smacks You Eat It with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
+Test attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the chin!
+You Eat It rocks Test with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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-You Eat It fires a pair of left shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Test catches You Eat It with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-You Eat It tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but Test stays away from it.
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+Test fires a flurry of punches to the face.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-You Eat It fires a barrage of shots to the chin, but Test narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 12 of 31 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 31 of 33 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 20-18


You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!

Test doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

You Eat It feints and fakes. (feinting)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Test catches You Eat It with a series of punches to the temple!
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-You Eat It attacks with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Test stays away from it.
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+You Eat It annoys Test with a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs!!
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-You Eat It tries to land a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Test steps aside.
+You Eat It catches Test with a flurry of strong combinations to the chin!!
+Test tattoos You Eat It with a series of strong punches to the eye. You Eat It laughs!
-You Eat It throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-You Eat It attempts a left roundhouse to the nose, but goes wide.
+You Eat It hammers Test with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+You Eat It tattoos Test with a pair of wild feints to the solar plexus.
-You Eat It attacks with a series of shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+Test hurts You Eat It with a quick feint and then a jab to the mouth.
+Test tattoos You Eat It with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-You Eat It tries a volley of left feints to the chest, but to no avail.
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
+Test strikes with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 32 of 64 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 29 of 33 punches.

You eat it won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 29-28


You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!

Test doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

You Eat It feints and fakes. (feinting)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

-You Eat It launches a flurry of feints to the head, but is ineffective.
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+You Eat It solidly lands a barrage of stinging feints to the head.
+Test jolts You Eat It with a series of heavy punches to the stomach. You Eat It hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-You Eat It throws a series of right feints to the stomach, but Test quickly backs away.
-You Eat It fires a barrage of shots to the face, but Test leaps aside.
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+Test fires a series of feints to the head. You Eat It asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Test punches You Eat It with a pair of loud punches to the chest. You Eat It backpedals to his own corner.
+You Eat It hits Test with a pair of feints to the temple.
+Test throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-You Eat It throws a pair of left feints to the stomach, but misses completely.
+You Eat It staggers Test with a furious jab to the face.
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-You Eat It attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Test throws a series of glancing punches to the face!!
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+Test throws a pair of nasty punches to the temple!
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-You Eat It attempts a series of left feints to the eye, but he's too slow.
+You Eat It shakes Test with a flurry of heavy feints to the chin.
+You Eat It punches Test with a flurry of painful feints to the chest.
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+You Eat It hits with a shot to the solar plexus. Test shakes his head to clear it.
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+You Eat It stuns Test with a furious jab to the chin.
-You Eat It throws a barrage of right feints to the head, but goes wide.
+Test lands a glancing feint and then a jab to the jaw. You Eat It beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the jaw.
+You Eat It solidly lands a flurry of powerful feints to the eye!!
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 39 of 80 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 32 of 32 punches.

You eat it won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

You Eat It fights inside. (inside)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Test hits You Eat It with a series of punches to the jaw. You Eat It sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+You Eat It tattoos Test with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-You Eat It probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Test leaps aside.
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+Test scores with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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-You Eat It probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Test grazes You Eat It with a series of strong blows to the face.
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+You Eat It smacks Test with a pair of shots to the ribs. Test covers up.
+Test attacks with a mean straight right to the temple!
+Test tattoos You Eat It with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
+Test attacks with a volley of punches to the head. You Eat It sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Test attacks with a quick jab to the eye!!
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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Test backs out of it.
-You Eat It attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 9 of 33 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 38 of 38 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 48-47


You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

You Eat It feints and fakes. (feinting)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Test thumps You Eat It with a powerful jab to the head.
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-You Eat It launches a volley of left feints to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Test whacks You Eat It with a flurry of vicious combinations to the chin.
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-You Eat It tries to land a volley of feints to the ribs, but Test ties him up.
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-You Eat It throws a feint and then a jab to the nose, but Test backs out of it.
+Test pounds You Eat It with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+You Eat It lashes out with a volley of nice feints to the nose.
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-You Eat It probes with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Test wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the mouth. You Eat It grimaces in pain.
+You Eat It strikes with a feint and then a hook to the nose.
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+Test tags You Eat It with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+You Eat It tags Test with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw! Test doesn't notice.
-You Eat It paws a volley of combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
-You Eat It attempts a flurry of feints to the ribs, but misses.
+You Eat It pops Test with a pair of vicious feints to the mouth.
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+You Eat It tosses a feint and then a cross to the chest. Test beats a hasty retreat.
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-You Eat It paws a volley of left shots to the face, but Test beats a hasty retreat.
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-You Eat It probes with a volley of feints to the mouth, but Test escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 39 of 85 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 32 of 32 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 58-56


You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

You Eat It fights inside. (inside)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-You Eat It throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Test escapes.
+Test jolts You Eat It with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
+Test backs up You Eat It with a strong jab to the jaw!! You Eat It beats a hasty retreat.
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+You Eat It tags Test with a flurry of light blows to the solar plexus.
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-You Eat It fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Test hammers You Eat It with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
-You Eat It tries to land a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Test narrowly avoids it
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-You Eat It attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but Test quickly backs away.
+Test hammers You Eat It with a volley of punches to the head.
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+You Eat It tags Test with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! Test hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Test jars You Eat It with a strong right to the eye.
+Test pounds You Eat It with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. You Eat It hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 11 of 28 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 46 of 51 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 68-65


You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

You Eat It feints and fakes. (feinting)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-You Eat It probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Test ducks.
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+You Eat It attacks with a barrage of feints to the chin.
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+Test punches You Eat It with a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Test solidly lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
+You Eat It throws a barrage of feints to the solar plexus.
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-You Eat It tries to land a flurry of combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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+You Eat It suprises Test with a series of feints to the face!
+You Eat It attacks with a volley of feints to the head.
+Test tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Test tags You Eat It with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
-You Eat It paws a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Test hurts You Eat It with a flurry of loud punches to the face!!
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-You Eat It lunges with a flurry of right feints to the temple, but Test hides behind his gloves.
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+You Eat It throws a pair of quick shots to the jaw.
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+You Eat It tags Test with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap feints to the head.
-You Eat It tries a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Test steps aside.
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-Test launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but You Eat It backs out of it.
+Test grazes You Eat It with a series of furious punches to the chin. You Eat It doesn't notice.
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-You Eat It charges with a flurry of feints to the head, but Test deftly avoits it.
-You Eat It paws a flurry of right combinations to the head, but to no avail.
-You Eat It lashes out with a pair of combinations to the head, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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+You Eat It hits Test with a volley of combinations to the chest.
-You Eat It fires a series of combinations to the ribs, but Test beats a hasty retreat.
+You Eat It hits with a barrage of powerful shots to the temple.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the temple.
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-You Eat It throws a pair of feints to the head, but Test backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 34 of 79 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 33 of 40 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 78-74


You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

You Eat It feints and fakes. (feinting)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Test attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-You Eat It tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
-You Eat It launches a pair of blows to the mouth, but Test ducks.
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-You Eat It attempts a left roundhouse to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-You Eat It paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Test pummels You Eat It with a flurry of painful punches to the nose!!
+Test solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. You Eat It doesn't notice.
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+You Eat It rocks Test with a volley of shots to the nose!!
+Test hammers You Eat It with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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+Test lashes out with a volley of quick punches to the chin!
+Test hits with a roundhouse to the chin.
+ The fighters trade feints to the jaw.
-You Eat It probes with a feint and then an uppercut to the nose, but Test blocks.
-You Eat It throws a volley of right feints to the jaw, but Test takes it in the forearms.
+Test fires a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Test solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the face.
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-You Eat It launches a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Test stays away from it.
+You Eat It annoys Test with a barrage of vicious feints to the jaw.
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+You Eat It suprises Test with a flurry of stiff shots to the nose.
+Test hits with a off balance jab to the temple!! You Eat It beats a hasty retreat.
+Test wallops You Eat It with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Test hits with a stinging cross to the mouth.
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+You Eat It tattoos Test with a pair of commanding feints to the stomach.
+You Eat It connects with a flurry of furious shots to the ribs. Test is hurt!

BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 28 of 72 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 43 of 47 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 88-83


You Eat It is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

You Eat It fights inside. (inside)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Test jars You Eat It with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-You Eat It lashes out with a volley of right shots to the nose, but Test narrowly avoids it
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-You Eat It attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-You Eat It charges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-You Eat It probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Test thumps You Eat It with a volley of punches to the nose. You Eat It hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+You Eat It hits with a volley of hard punches to the jaw!
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+You Eat It slams Test with a series of strong blows to the eye.
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+Test connects with a series of loud punches to the head. You Eat It sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-You Eat It charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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+Test lands a barrage of off balance shots to the temple. You Eat It sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Test belts You Eat It with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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+Test punches You Eat It with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 11 of 44 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 35 of 41 punches.

Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 98-92


You Eat It is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

You Eat It is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+You Eat It tosses a flurry of powerful blows to the nose!!
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+Test punches You Eat It with a volley of hard punches to the chin!
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-You Eat It probes with a barrage of left crosses to the face, but misses completely.
-You Eat It charges with a series of uppercuts to the jaw, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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-You Eat It probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Test covers himself well.
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-You Eat It paws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-You Eat It launches a series of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-You Eat It throws a left right to the eye, but Test ducks just in time.
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-You Eat It attempts a series of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 10 of 39 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

You eat it won the round 10-9

Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 107-102


You Eat It is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

You Eat It throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Test lands a pair of punches to the face!! You Eat It shakes his head to clear it.
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+Test lands a pair of glancing punches to the head. You Eat It sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Test lands a sudden left haymaker and You Eat It's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-You Eat It attempts a pair of roundhouses to the jaw, but Test backs out of it.
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+Test grazes You Eat It with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. You Eat It doesn't notice.
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-You Eat It throws a right left to the temple, but Test escapes.
+You Eat It whacks Test with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-You Eat It fires a flurry of uppercuts to the jaw, but Test ducks just in time.
+Test hits You Eat It with a pair of punches to the nose!
-You Eat It probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Test annoys You Eat It with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
Test lands a beautiful left cross to the jaw and You Eat It's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Test Absorbing Man wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
You Eat It collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: You eat it 10-9
Round 4: You eat it 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: You eat it 10-9
Round 7: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 8: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 11: You eat it 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: You eat it 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: You eat it 10-9
Round 7: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 8: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 11: You eat it 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: You eat it 10-9
Round 4: You eat it 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: You eat it 10-9
Round 7: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 8: You eat it 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 11: You eat it 10-9

Test Absorbing Man wins by a knockout!