Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\980275.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated John James Hearns by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, November 08, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 384 pounds (174 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is John James Hearns!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hearns comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of loud shots to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
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-Hearns tries a sweeping right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Hearns pummels Crazyfucker with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Hearns attempts a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Hearns takes charge with a series of blows to the chin.
+Hearns nails Crazyfucker with a series of vicious shots to the ribs!! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Hearns lands a quick cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hearns probes with a series of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Hearns tags Crazyfucker with a volley of stinging blows to the nose. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of blows to the stomach. Hearns quickly recovers.
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+Hearns throws a series of punches to the mouth!
Hearns lands a blood spattering hook and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hearns tries to land a volley of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and John James Hearns landed 17 of 32 punches.
John James Hearns won the round 10-7
John James Hearns is winning the fight 10-7
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Hearns doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hearns comes out fighting.
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+Hearns nails Crazyfucker with a volley of painful blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Hearns ducks.
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-Hearns launches a pair of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Hearns tries to land a volley of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Hearns with a series of glancing blows to the temple.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Hearns with a barrage of wild blows to the jaw.
Crazyfucker lands a vicious right uppercut and Hearns collapses!!
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Hearns struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hearns tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Hearns paws a pair of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Hearns tries to land a right right to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 25 punches, and John James Hearns landed 4 of 32 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-8
John James Hearns is winning the fight 18-17
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Hearns grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hearns comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the eye, but Hearns leaps aside.
+Crazyfucker hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
Crazyfucker lands a sudden left haymaker and Hearns drops like a stone!!
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Hearns struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hearns probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy blows to the face.
Crazyfucker lands a sudden right smash to the jaw and Hearns falls to the canvas!!
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Hearns struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hearns launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Hearns with a volley of painful punches to the face. Hearns sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Crazyfucker lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Hearns goes over backwards!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Hearns collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John James Hearns 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John James Hearns 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John James Hearns 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!
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