Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\979652.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker and Timmy Tester fought to a majority decision draw: 115-115, 116-116, 116-117.Match Thursday, October 30, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 384 pounds (174 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 458 pounds (208 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the jaw, but Tester narrowly avoids it
+Tester stuns Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the eye, but Tester steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
+Tester thumps Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the mouth!
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-Crazyfucker launches a left to the jaw, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Tester covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Tester tosses a vicious jab to the temple!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-29
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
+Tester drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild punches to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-39
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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+Tester grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the temple!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-49
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Tester quickly backs away.
+Tester slams Crazyfucker with a uppercut to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Timmy Tester won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a straight right to the chest, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Tester ducks just in time.
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+Tester fires a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Tester tosses a flurry of commanding shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.
Timmy Tester won the round 10-9
Timmy Tester is winning the fight 79-78
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Tester steps aside.
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+Tester fires a volley of painful blows to the chest. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 7 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Timmy Tester is winning the fight 89-88
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right jab to the face, but Tester ties him up.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but Tester ducks just in time.
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+Tester smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of nice blows to the mouth!
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+Tester scores with a wild right to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right right to the head, but Tester blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.
Timmy Tester won the round 10-9
Timmy Tester is winning the fight 108-107
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Tester jolts Crazyfucker with a pair of commanding blows to the chin! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 6 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 4: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 9: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 8: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Timmy Tester 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Timmy Tester 117-116
The bout is declared a draw!
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