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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Monday, October 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 384 pounds (174 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands smacks Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the head. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of glancing shots to the nose. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Hands catches Crazyfucker with a pair of mean blows to the nose. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands fires a left sweeping right to the stomach, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands shakes Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 27 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 37 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands probes with a uppercut to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left uppercut to the ribs, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a light hook to the stomach! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a series of punches to the temple.
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+Pillow Hands clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious shots to the face.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a left straight right to the head, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 23 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker probes with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands tags Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Crazyfucker with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker fires a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a right to the head!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left right to the chest, but misses completely.
+Pillow Hands belts Crazyfucker with a series of nasty blows to the jaw!!
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff shots to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
+Pillow Hands pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a pair of loud blows to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a uppercut to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a volley of heavy blows to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands launches a right right to the nose, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a jab to the face, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Pillow Hands drills Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the head. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Pillow Hands jars Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 38 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands probes with a jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
+Pillow Hands pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach!! Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left blows to the eye, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a series of hard punches to the face! Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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+Pillow Hands catches Crazyfucker with a series of quick blows to the nose.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!