Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\978730.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Rustle "Hey" Relax by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, October 25, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 373 pounds (169 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 465 pounds (211 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Hey attacks with a series of right blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of quick shots to the stomach. Hey covers up.
Crazyfucker lands a mighty blow to the head and Hey is knocked off his feet!!
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Hey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but Hey covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Hey ties him up.
-Hey paws a volley of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth. Hey ignores it.
Crazyfucker lands a quick punch in the nose and Hey's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Hey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Hey with a nasty straight right to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Hey goes down!!
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He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Hey is obviously tired.
Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!
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