Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\978468.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Kinetic defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.Match Thursday, October 23, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 702 pounds (318 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 275 pounds (125 kilograms) is Kinetic!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic ducks.
-Kevin attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Kinetic whacks Kevin with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Kinetic attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Kinetic tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Kinetic probes with a sweeping right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Kinetic strikes with a sweeping right to the chin.
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a barrage of blows to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 29 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 38 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kinetic connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Kinetic probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kinetic probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ties him up.
+Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
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+Kinetic hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Kinetic throws a heavy jab to the eye.
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-Kevin attacks with a right jab to the chest, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 29 punches, and Kinetic landed 22 of 40 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Kevin throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Kinetic attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Kinetic strikes with a series of solid punches to the head. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
+Kinetic nails Kevin with a roundhouse to the eye. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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+Kevin catches Kinetic with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Kinetic attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Kinetic launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic pummels Kevin with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Kinetic fires a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 17 of 42 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kinetic hits Kevin with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kinetic throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Kinetic paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Kevin throws a left to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Kinetic catches Kevin with a series of punches to the head.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Kinetic launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kevin escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 19 of 40 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kinetic attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Kinetic tags Kevin with a mean jab to the face!
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+Kinetic jars Kevin with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Kevin suprises Kinetic with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kevin throws a jab to the chest, but misses.
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+Kinetic solidly lands a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin charges with a left sweeping right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Kevin ties him up.
+Kinetic staggers Kevin with a barrage of shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 9 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 20 of 43 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 50-45
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Kevin stuns Kinetic with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin nails Kinetic with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic stays away from it.
-Kevin launches a right cross to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a right to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
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-Kevin lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 3 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 59-55
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Kevin lashes out with a right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic ducks.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Kinetic whacks Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Kinetic throws a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Kinetic lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kinetic charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Kinetic lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Kinetic lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
+Kevin lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Kevin lunges with a cross to the stomach, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Kinetic tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 13 of 38 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 69-64
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Kevin charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Kevin tries a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic takes it in the forearms.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ducks just in time.
+Kevin thumps Kinetic with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic ties him up.
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-Kevin tries a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
-Kevin lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Kinetic leaps aside.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Kevin launches a jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Kevin launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Kinetic ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 4 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 78-74
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kinetic clocks Kevin with a right to the eye.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a series of punches to the face.
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-Kevin lashes out with a left straight right to the chest, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
-Kinetic lashes out with a pair of right punches to the head, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kinetic probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Kevin tosses a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Kinetic tries a jab to the chin, but Kevin leaps aside.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin hits with a stinging straight right to the chest.
-Kevin probes with a straight right to the chest, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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+Kevin staggers Kinetic with a volley of punches to the stomach. Kinetic quickly recovers.
-Kinetic attempts a left jab to the head, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 54 punches, and Kinetic landed 14 of 37 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 88-83
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Kevin punches Kinetic with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Kinetic lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries a series of punches to the chest, but Kinetic backs out of it.
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-Kevin attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but Kinetic covers himself well.
+Kevin attacks with a pair of strong punches to the ribs!
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-Kevin probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Kevin charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 3 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 97-93
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Kevin attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Kinetic tosses a nasty sweeping right to the eye.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic covers himself well.
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-Kinetic attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin hits Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kinetic probes with a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Kinetic probes with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin throws a series of right punches to the chest, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
+Kinetic punches Kevin with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Kinetic charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin attempts a left straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Kinetic throws a stiff jab to the nose.
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 59 punches, and Kinetic landed 15 of 39 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 107-102
Kevin is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic ties him up.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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-Kinetic throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin attempts a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Kinetic attacks with a right roundhouse to the face, but comes up empty.
-Kevin fires a right jab to the solar plexus, but Kinetic leaps aside.
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+Kevin fires a mean cross to the chest.
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+Kevin strikes with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
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-Kinetic attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
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+Kinetic slams Kevin with a flurry of punches to the temple!! Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a jab to the face.
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-Kinetic probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kinetic hits with a straight right to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 59 punches, and Kinetic landed 16 of 39 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 117-111
Kevin is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Kinetic 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9
Total Score: Kinetic 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Kinetic 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9
Total Score: Kinetic 117-111
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Kinetic 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Kinetic 10-9
Round 12: Kinetic 10-9
Total Score: Kinetic 117-111
Kinetic wins by decision!
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