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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Thursday, October 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a hook to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a strong jab to the solar plexus!
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Polly probes with a left uppercut to the chest, but Stoopid ducks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid lashes out with a left cross to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly throws a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 28 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Polly hits with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+Polly tosses a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Polly throws a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Polly lands a volley of light punches to the chest.
-Stoopid fires a series of punches to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Polly launches a series of right shots to the chest, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 20 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Polly takes charge with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly backs out of it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Polly attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid covers himself well.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Polly lunges with a right jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid attacks with a left cross to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 23 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a series of light blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 20 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly fires a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a mean sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Polly lashes out with a cross to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the chest!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Stoopid throws a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Polly throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a nasty uppercut to the chest.
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+Polly attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 22 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Polly belts Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Stoopid tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly connects with a stinging jab to the solar plexus!
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-Polly tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Polly backs out of it.
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-Polly probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
-Polly tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Stoopid tries to land a series of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Stoopid throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 17 of 49 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 59-55


Polly receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly lands a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Stoopid shakes Polly with a barrage of shots to the chest. Stoopid strikes at will! Polly's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!