Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\977376.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Rustle "Hey" Relax defeated Im that dude by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, October 08, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 462 pounds (210 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 18 pounds (8 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Hey throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude paws a series of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Im That Dude paws a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Hey launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hey charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Hey backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Im that dude landed 0 of 32 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9
Hey doesn't even want to rest!
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey fires a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Hey tries a right uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Im That Dude paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Hey paws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Hey charges with a right to the stomach, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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-Hey tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude escapes.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Im That Dude tries a flurry of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Im That Dude fires a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 27 punches, and Im that dude landed 0 of 32 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18
Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Im That Dude is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Hey lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Im That Dude attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but misses.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Hey ducks just in time.
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-Hey charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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-Hey tries a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
-Im That Dude launches a jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
Im That Dude tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Im That Dude throws a series of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Im That Dude launches a volley of right blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Hey lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 0 of 24 punches, and Im that dude landed 0 of 32 punches.
Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27
Hey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Im That Dude fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Hey steps aside.
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+Hey punches Im That Dude with a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Hey strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Im That Dude's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hey is obviously tired.
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a technical knockout!
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