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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\977321.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Wednesday, October 08, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Stoopid lunges with a left cross to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach!!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Polly tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid leaps aside.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a left to the stomach!!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a series of solid punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of blows to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 25 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus.
+Polly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Polly tosses a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Polly attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
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-Polly lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks.
+Polly throws a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 27 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
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-Polly attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a quick straight right to the chest!!
+Polly attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Polly charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Stoopid steps aside and laughs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of vicious blows to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a right to the stomach, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 24 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly launches a jab to the ribs, but Stoopid blocks.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of hard punches to the stomach. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Polly takes charge with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Polly charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 23 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly escapes.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a light jab to the ribs.
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-Stoopid launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Polly throws a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Polly charges with a jab to the ribs, but Stoopid blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 24 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 34 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Polly is obviously tired.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Polly tries a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Stoopid leaps aside.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid attempts a right cross to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Polly probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Polly tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid steps aside.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus!
-Stoopid charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly throws a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 26 of 50 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Polly looks exhausted.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Polly connects with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
-Stoopid lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Polly blocks.
-Stoopid lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the stomach!
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a right to the ribs.
+Polly nails Stoopid with a stinging jab to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of heavy punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 44 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 33 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Polly collapses limply onto his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
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-Stoopid throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Polly grazes Stoopid with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Polly lands a right to the ribs.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Polly hits with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
+Polly takes charge with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly attacks with a series of punches to the stomach! Stoopid gets mad!
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of vicious punches to the ribs. Stoopid laughs!
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Polly tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly throws a series of hard punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 43 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 31 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Polly can't remember which corner is his.
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't notice.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
+Stoopid staggers Polly with a wild hook to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid nails Polly with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus! Polly quickly recovers. Stoopid is raining blows! Polly is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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