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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Monday, October 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a left hook to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Polly lands a series of punches to the chest. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest.
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-Stoopid fires a right right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a series of heavy punches to the chest. Stoopid is hurt!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly lands a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Polly probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Polly throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Polly strikes with a quick cross to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Polly lands a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 27 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Polly paws a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest!! Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
-Polly charges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 27 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Polly lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but Polly escapes.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Polly lands a pair of nice punches to the chest! Stoopid ignores it.
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-Stoopid attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Polly strikes with a flurry of strong punches to the chest!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
+Polly wakes up the fans with Stoopid with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Polly tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Polly fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Stoopid backs out of it.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a quick roundhouse to the chest.
-Stoopid lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a jab to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid blocks.
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-Stoopid throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Stoopid tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a hook to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Polly scores with a pair of quick punches to the stomach!
-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly lands a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 31 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 29 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Polly throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a heavy roundhouse to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
-Polly probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Polly nails Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Polly hits with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid is hurt!
-Stoopid launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid launches a jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 48 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

+Polly throws a series of solid punches to the chest.
+Polly catches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Polly lands a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a jab to the stomach.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Polly connects with a series of hard punches to the chest.
-Stoopid throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
+Polly solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly lands a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid paws a series of shots to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a nice roundhouse to the chest.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly collapses limply onto his stool.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly tosses a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly throws a series of punches to the head.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a volley of punches to the head. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
-Stoopid throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid paws a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid launches a hook to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Polly throws a flurry of punches to the head. Stoopid covers up.
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+Polly fires a barrage of blows to the eye.
-Stoopid tries a series of right shots to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 34 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 4 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Polly can't remember which corner is his.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly belts Stoopid with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid probes with a left to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Stoopid fires a volley of blows to the stomach. Polly doesn't seem bothered.
Stoopid lands a decisive uppercut and Polly goes down!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head!! Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of vicious shots to the face.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a jab to the ribs.
-Polly paws a left to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Stoopid hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus! Stoopid is raining blows! Polly collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!