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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\976065.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Sharks Heavy Stork defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Thursday, October 02, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 323 pounds (147 kilograms) is Sharks Heavy Stork!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 670 pounds (304 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Stork backpedals and jabs.
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin hits Stork with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Stork hits with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
+Stork annoys Kevin with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Stork hits Kevin with a series of vicious punches to the head!!
Stork lands a crashing blow to the temple and Kevin hurtles to the canvas!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stork pops Kevin with a stiff hook to the jaw.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Stork stuns Kevin with a uppercut to the jaw.
+Kevin lands a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs. Stork falls against the ropes!
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-Kevin fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Stork steps aside and laughs.
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+Stork pops Kevin with a barrage of punches to the eye! Kevin retreats to the far corner.
-Kevin tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stork ducks just in time.
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+Stork hits with a volley of punches to the eye. Kevin covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Heavy Stork landed 31 of 33 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 31 punches.
Sharks Heavy Stork won the round 10-8
Sharks Heavy Stork is winning the fight 10-8
Stork doesn't even want to rest!
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Stork backpedals and jabs.
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin hits with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Stork belts Kevin with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Stork deftly avoits it.
+Stork tattoos Kevin with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Stork attacks with a loud left to the mouth.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stork stays away from it.
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+Stork wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the nose! Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Stork lands a quick hook and Kevin's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stork hits Kevin with a left to the chin.
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-Kevin tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Stork steps aside.
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+Kevin tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Stork wallops Kevin with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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+Stork hurts Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Stork fires a series of light punches to the mouth. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Heavy Stork landed 29 of 29 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 9 of 29 punches.
Sharks Heavy Stork won the round 10-8
Sharks Heavy Stork is winning the fight 20-16
Stork doesn't even want to rest!
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 3
Stork backpedals and jabs.
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Stork grazes Kevin with a series of strong punches to the temple! Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Stork attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the chin!
Stork lands a tremendous left hook and Kevin collapses!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Kevin lashes out with a straight right to the chest, but Stork backs out of it.
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+Stork slams Kevin with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Kevin paws a series of left punches to the chest, but Stork steps aside.
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-Kevin fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Stork catches Kevin with a powerful straight right to the temple!
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-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Stork steps aside and laughs.
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+Stork takes charge with a straight right to the head.
-Kevin launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin staggers Stork with a nasty jab to the chest.
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+Stork punches Kevin with a powerful straight right to the chin.
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+Kevin wallops Stork with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Heavy Stork landed 27 of 35 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 33 punches.
Sharks Heavy Stork won the round 10-8
Sharks Heavy Stork is winning the fight 30-24
Stork remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 4
Stork backpedals and jabs.
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Stork thumps Kevin with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
Stork lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Kevin's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stork stuns Kevin with a sweeping right to the chin. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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-Kevin launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stork covers himself well.
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+Kevin thumps Stork with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin fires a left sweeping right to the chest, but Stork ties him up.
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+Kevin annoys Stork with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Stork slams Kevin with a volley of punches to the chin. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stork blocks.
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-Kevin paws a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Stork jars Kevin with a barrage of punches to the temple. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stork suprises Kevin with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Kevin covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sharks Heavy Stork landed 29 of 33 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 33 punches.
Sharks Heavy Stork won the round 10-8
Sharks Heavy Stork is winning the fight 40-32
Stork remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 5
Stork backpedals and jabs.
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
+Kevin backs up Stork with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Stork shakes his head to clear it.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stork narrowly avoids it
+Stork punches Kevin with a barrage of punches to the head!
Stork lands a well placed left smash to the jaw and Kevin's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stork hammers Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Stork takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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+Stork attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stork hides behind his gloves.
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+Stork tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Stork lands a devestating blow to the temple and Kevin falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Sharks Heavy Stork wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Stork grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 2: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 3: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 4: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 2: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 3: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 4: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 2: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 3: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Round 4: Sharks Heavy Stork 10-8
Sharks Heavy Stork wins by a knockout!
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