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(Welterweight) Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock defeated Lagunitas Hop Stoopid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Monday, September 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Mayday probes with a left jab to the mouth, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Mayday throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
+Mayday catches Stoopid with a series of mean punches to the temple.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Mayday attacks with a hook to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid probes with a hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Mayday attempts a volley of shots to the mouth, but Stoopid blocks.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Mayday charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Mayday hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid lunges with a right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 7 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 22 punches.

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock won the round 10-9

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock is winning the fight 10-9


Mayday doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Mayday throws a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Mayday attacks with a hard right to the ribs. Stoopid laughs!
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-Mayday lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Stoopid tries to land a pair of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid charges with a left hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
Mayday remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Lagunitas Hop Stoopid continue the fight! Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock 10-9

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock wins by a technical knockout!