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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Sunday, September 28, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a jab to the chest. Stoopid laughs!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a flurry of wild blows to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a jab to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly tosses a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a jab to the stomach. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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-Polly attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a series of glancing blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 33 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly attacks with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly backs out of it.
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-Polly tries a pair of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 27 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid is hurt!
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-Stoopid tries a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stoopid throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly lands a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly fires a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly attacks with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 30 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Polly throws a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs!! Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Polly attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly attacks with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Polly escapes.
-Stoopid throws a left cross to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 33 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
-Stoopid attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Stoopid fires a hook to the chest, but Polly ducks.
-Stoopid throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of nice shots to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the stomach! Stoopid falls against the ropes!
-Polly probes with a hook to the chest, but Stoopid ties him up.
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-Polly tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 32 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Polly probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Stoopid hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Polly attacks with a pair of punches to the chest. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a painful sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly pops Stoopid with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Polly fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid tries to land a hook to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a hook to the ribs, but falls short.
+Polly throws a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Polly lands a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 37 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly tags Stoopid with a right to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Polly hits with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid covers up.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid launches a uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of hard punches to the chest!
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+Polly solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but Polly escapes.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a volley of heavy blows to the chest.
-Stoopid fires a pair of shots to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Polly lashes out with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Polly throws a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly pops Stoopid with a nice roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the ribs! Stoopid quickly recovers.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
+Polly lands a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a painful uppercut to the stomach.
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
+Polly hits with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid tries to land a hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly hits with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 36 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Stoopid catches Polly with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid paws a right left to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a commanding jab to the temple. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of strong punches to the face.
Polly lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Stoopid is knocked off his feet!!

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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a nasty left to the jaw!
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 30 of 32 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-8

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-80


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid paws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Polly ties him up.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Polly throws a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Polly pummels Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Stoopid fires a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly escapes.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of shots to the ribs.
-Stoopid lunges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid lunges with a left hook to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly connects with a series of quick blows to the nose.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 50 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-89


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Polly slams Stoopid with a nasty jab to the face. Stoopid ignores it.
-Stoopid attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Polly attacks with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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-Stoopid lunges with a left right to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid throws a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of nasty shots to the head. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a powerful straight right to the eye. Stoopid seems wobbly!
+Polly drills Stoopid with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a series of punches to the eye.
-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 42 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-98


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Stoopid hits with a cross to the mouth. Polly doesn't seem bothered.
Stoopid lands a terrific right blow to the temple and Polly collapses!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Polly hits with a off balance straight right to the chest.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
+Polly connects with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+Stoopid strikes with Polly with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Stoopid launches a hook to the jaw, but Polly stays away from it.
+Polly throws a series of solid punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Stoopid wallops Polly with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
Stoopid lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Polly's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stoopid shakes Polly with a flurry of painful blows to the face.
Stoopid lands a lightning haymaker and Polly is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Stoopid is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!