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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, September 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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+Chomsky strikes with a barrage of off balance combinations to the eye.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a volley of heavy punches to the chin! Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Chomsky tosses a sweeping right to the stomach.
+Chomsky takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Wonder attacks with a series of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Wonder lashes out with a combination to the chest, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
+Wonder whacks Chomsky with a mean jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 33 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Wonder staggers Chomsky with a series of combinations to the stomach!
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-Wonder lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Chomsky throws a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Wonder grimaces in pain.
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+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the nose! Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Wonder stuns Chomsky with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder lunges with a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky leaps aside.
+Chomsky pops Wonder with a volley of heavy combinations to the face. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky fires a pair of glancing punches to the chest! Wonder gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 32 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 22 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder fires a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky stays away from it.
-Wonder throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Chomsky blocks.
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky fires a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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+Wonder clocks Chomsky with a barrage of hard combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a loud straight right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a volley of furious punches to the chest! Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 32 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder pummels Chomsky with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder tries a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Wonder lashes out with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a off balance straight right to the stomach.
+Chomsky hits with a glancing left to the ribs.
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-Wonder tries a series of right combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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+Wonder connects with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Wonder belts Chomsky with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder probes with a left to the chest, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a roundhouse to the chest. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky strikes with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a mean straight right to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs!!
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+Chomsky connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky hits with a series of mean combinations to the solar plexus. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder lands a combination to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Wonder ignores it.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of punches to the chest!!
+Chomsky scores with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky throws a painful jab to the ribs!
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+Chomsky throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder lunges with a left cross to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder attacks with a series of strong combinations to the solar plexus!
-Wonder throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of nice blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky solidly lands a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Wonder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chomsky connects with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Wonder punches Chomsky with a pair of combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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-Wonder paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Wonder paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Wonder drills Chomsky with a mean jab to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest. Wonder seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky tosses a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
+Chomsky hits with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder tries a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a mean jab to the stomach.
-Wonder paws a combination to the chest, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a sweeping right to the solar plexus. Wonder covers up.
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+Chomsky strikes with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Wonder launches a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder lands a stinging jab to the stomach.
+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a barrage of furious combinations to the chest. Wonder gets mad!
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+Chomsky solidly lands a volley of furious combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky lands a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky punches Wonder with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 50 of 50 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 8 of 22 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky throws a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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+Wonder hurts Chomsky with a pair of vicious combinations to the chest. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a pair of mean punches to the head.
-Wonder probes with a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Wonder throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Chomsky escapes.
+Wonder lashes out with a series of commanding combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple! Wonder shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chomsky lands a flurry of solid punches to the jaw!! Wonder is hurt!
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a series of blows to the eye.
+Chomsky throws a solid hook to the head.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of light punches to the mouth. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Wonder launches a left straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 48 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder shakes Chomsky with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of solid combinations to the face.
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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a pair of wild punches to the head.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky lands a series of heavy punches to the eye.
+Chomsky jars Wonder with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Wonder hits with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Wonder attempts a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of powerful combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 10 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Wonder tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Chomsky connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Wonder charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a pair of hard punches to the nose!
+Wonder hits with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye.
+Wonder hammers Chomsky with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs!!
+Chomsky hits with a series of punches to the chin. Wonder quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a jab to the temple.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a series of light punches to the face. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Wonder probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a flurry of loud punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
+Chomsky throws a straight right to the face.
+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Wonder seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky attacks with a jab to the jaw.
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+Wonder suprises Chomsky with a heavy straight right to the chest.
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-Wonder paws a series of blows to the ribs, but Chomsky ducks.
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+Chomsky tosses a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky throws a pair of punches to the temple!!
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky lashes out with a stinging jab to the eye.
+Chomsky hits with a light right to the jaw. Wonder retreats to the far corner.
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+Chomsky pops Wonder with a pair of quick punches to the face!!
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Wonder charges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 60 of 60 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!