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(Welterweight) Parker Polly defeated Lagunitas Hop Stoopid by disqualification in round 12.

Match Friday, September 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Stoopid ignores it.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly escapes.
+Polly attacks with a stinging cross to the ribs!
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid charges with a hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly throws a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs. Stoopid covers up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a jab to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
-Stoopid attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 30 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly catches Stoopid with a jab to the chest.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a right to the chest, but goes wide.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a vicious straight right to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Polly throws a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid launches a series of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly lands a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 33 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly pops Stoopid with a glancing jab to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Stoopid fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid seems wobbly!
-Stoopid launches a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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-Polly lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the chest!
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Polly connects with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a series of punches to the ribs. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 31 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a left jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Polly whacks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs!
+Polly strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Polly nails Stoopid with a series of quick punches to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Stoopid attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 38 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Stoopid throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Stoopid lunges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a heavy jab to the stomach. Stoopid is hurt!
+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a heavy cross to the chest.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid attempts a jab to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly attacks with a loud right to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stoopid ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 40 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the chest!
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+Polly scores with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Polly takes charge with a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Polly tosses a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Polly lands a series of punches to the chest. Stoopid is hurt!
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+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly hits with a series of punches to the ribs. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
-Stoopid fires a series of shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly fires a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 44 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly fires a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach. Stoopid ignores it.
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-Stoopid charges with a right uppercut to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a hook to the solar plexus.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
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+Polly connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Polly strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Stoopid throws a right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid tries to land a left hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 34 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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+Stoopid lands a volley of solid blows to the chest.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
Polly lands a sudden left haymaker and Stoopid bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Polly strikes with a series of punches to the temple.
Polly lands a crashing blow to the head and Stoopid drops like a stone!!

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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Stoopid charges with a right hook to the ribs, but misses.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Stoopid lands a series of blows to the chest.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 31 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-7

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-79


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

-Stoopid attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid attacks with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a sweeping right to the nose.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a quick jab to the head. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stoopid tries a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
-Stoopid fires a series of punches to the chest, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Polly lands a straight right to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Polly fires a right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 51 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 42 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-88


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly lands a quick right to the stomach!
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-Stoopid throws a left left to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the temple. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly fires a barrage of light blows to the face!
-Stoopid probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Polly connects with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Polly lands a furious right to the temple.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a stinging left to the mouth.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the head!! Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the nose. Stoopid doesn't notice.
-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of stiff blows to the head. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Stoopid paws a pair of blows to the chest, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly connects with a volley of blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-97


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a furious left to the nose.
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+Stoopid tosses a pair of hooks to the mouth.
Stoopid lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Polly bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Stoopid attempts a right jab to the temple, but Polly leaps aside.
-Stoopid attacks with a roundhouse to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Stoopid seems wobbly!
+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of uppercuts to the head!
+Polly hits with a series of hard punches to the nose. Stoopid is hurt!
+Stoopid scores with a series of nice crosses to the mouth.
Stoopid lands a cruel hook and Polly hurtles to the canvas!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a powerful jab to the solar plexus.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid drills Polly with a bite to the ear! Parker Polly is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Parker Polly wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Polly receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-7
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-7
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-7
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Parker Polly wins by a foul!