Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\974555.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Kinetic defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Thursday, September 25, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 664 pounds (301 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Kinetic!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kinetic connects with a jab to the head. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kinetic stuns Kevin with a vicious roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Kevin launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
+Kinetic hits with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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-Kevin throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic blocks.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic steps aside.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a stiff jab to the chest. Kinetic hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kinetic attempts a right sweeping right to the eye, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin rocks Kinetic with a jab to the stomach.
-Kinetic lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Kinetic connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Kinetic hits with a series of mean punches to the nose.
+Kinetic hits Kevin with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. Kevin is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 36 punches, and Kinetic landed 26 of 37 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kinetic doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kinetic lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Kinetic suprises Kevin with a volley of painful punches to the jaw!
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-Kinetic fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin escapes.
+Kinetic lands a flurry of quick punches to the nose!
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-Kevin attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of hard shots to the chest.
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+Kinetic smacks Kevin with a straight right to the nose.
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-Kevin throws a right jab to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Kinetic fires a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Kinetic tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Kevin hits Kinetic with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 28 punches, and Kinetic landed 28 of 39 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 20-18
Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic narrowly avoids it
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+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a pair of painful punches to the head.
+Kinetic attacks with a stiff jab to the head.
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a pair of heavy punches to the chin. Kevin quickly recovers.
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+Kinetic belts Kevin with a sweeping right to the head.
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-Kinetic throws a right roundhouse to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin attacks with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Kinetic hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Kinetic lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Kevin covers up.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin pops Kinetic with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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-Kevin tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 25 of 39 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 30-27
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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-Kinetic tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Kinetic leaps aside.
+Kinetic hits with a flurry of furious punches to the eye. Kevin laughs!
-Kevin throws a sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic pounds Kevin with a nasty jab to the nose!!
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+Kevin grazes Kinetic with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Kinetic attempts a left to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Kinetic probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic attacks with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kinetic pops Kevin with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 34 punches, and Kinetic landed 28 of 40 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 40-36
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kinetic paws a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
+Kinetic hammers Kevin with a flurry of light blows to the eye.
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+Kinetic belts Kevin with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Kevin lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Kinetic pummels Kevin with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Kinetic lands a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Kinetic catches Kevin with a volley of punches to the nose. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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+Kevin annoys Kinetic with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Kinetic belts Kevin with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Kinetic lands a powerful right hook and Kevin collapses!!
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Kevin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kinetic clocks Kevin with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Kinetic attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 32 punches, and Kinetic landed 23 of 43 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-8
Kinetic is winning the fight 50-44
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kinetic fires a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Kinetic tries a series of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a straight right to the temple.
-Kevin launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic hides behind his gloves.
-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Kinetic fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kinetic probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Kinetic fires a series of punches to the face.
-Kinetic attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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+Kinetic fires a series of light punches to the jaw.
-Kevin launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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+Kinetic fires a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kevin staggers Kinetic with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin jolts Kinetic with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Kinetic covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 18 of 41 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 60-53
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin fires a left right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kinetic solidly lands a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Kinetic escapes.
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+Kinetic punches Kevin with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Kinetic tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Kinetic backs out of it.
-Kinetic attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Kevin tosses a powerful jab to the ribs.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Kinetic leaps aside.
-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Kinetic ducks.
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-Kinetic throws a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin whacks Kinetic with a painful straight right to the ribs. Kinetic falls against the ropes!
-Kinetic attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Kinetic probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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+Kevin tags Kinetic with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 57 punches, and Kinetic landed 18 of 40 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 70-62
Kevin is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Kinetic lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kinetic tries a left hook to the temple, but Kevin ducks.
+Kevin lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the chest. Kinetic falls against the ropes!
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-Kevin probes with a right to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Kevin fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Kinetic annoys Kevin with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic stays away from it.
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+Kevin takes charge with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Kinetic drills Kevin with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
+Kevin strikes with a light straight right to the chest.
-Kinetic attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kinetic steps aside and laughs.
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+Kinetic suprises Kevin with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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-Kevin throws a left jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Kinetic probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 15 of 56 punches, and Kinetic landed 23 of 38 punches.
Kinetic won the round 10-9
Kinetic is winning the fight 80-71
Kevin is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Kinetic is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin lunges with a jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Kevin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Kinetic attempts a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin punches Kinetic with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Kinetic deftly avoits it.
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+Kinetic pops Kevin with a left to the mouth.
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-Kinetic fires a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Kevin wallops Kinetic with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Kinetic wallops Kevin with a volley of hard punches to the temple. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Kinetic paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but Kinetic leaps aside.
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-Kinetic throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Kevin attempts a jab to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Kinetic grazes Kevin with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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+Kinetic rocks Kevin with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Kevin tries a sweeping right to the ribs, but Kinetic quickly backs away.
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BELL
Kevin is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Kinetic remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin continue the fight! Kinetic wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-8
Round 6: Kinetic 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: Kinetic 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-8
Round 6: Kinetic 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: Kinetic 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Kinetic 10-9
Round 2: Kinetic 10-9
Round 3: Kinetic 10-9
Round 4: Kinetic 10-9
Round 5: Kinetic 10-8
Round 6: Kinetic 10-9
Round 7: Kinetic 10-9
Round 8: Kinetic 10-9
Kinetic wins by a technical knockout!
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