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(Lightweight) Goober Pyle defeated Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, September 24, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Bill and Teds Excellent Boxer Slappy McFly !!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Goober Pyle!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Mcfly stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Mcfly pokes Goober with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Mcfly lands a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mcfly annoys Goober with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mcfly wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chest. Goober shakes his head to clear it.
+Mcfly annoys Goober with a heavy jab to the ribs.
-Goober paws a pair of shots to the chest, but Mcfly backs out of it.
+Mcfly throws a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach.
+Mcfly pummels Goober with a mean jab to the stomach!
-Goober probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Mcfly throws a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Mcfly throws a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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+Mcfly fires a volley of vicious punches to the stomach. Goober beats a hasty retreat.
Mcfly tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mcfly tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Goober throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mcfly leaps aside.
-Goober fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Mcfly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mcfly strikes with a series of mean shots to the chest!
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+Mcfly connects with a series of furious punches to the chest!
+Goober shakes Mcfly with a volley of quick shots to the stomach. Mcfly doesn't seem bothered. Goober is hammering relentlessly! Mcfly collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Goober Pyle wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mcfly can't remember which corner is his.

Goober can't remember which corner is his.

Goober Pyle wins by a technical knockout!