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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, September 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly blocks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid launches a left left to the ribs, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly lands a barrage of painful punches to the stomach!!
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 36 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly connects with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stoopid is hurt!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid paws a series of blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid paws a series of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
-Stoopid fires a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Polly probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 36 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the stomach!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Polly fires a glancing left to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 33 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a nice sweeping right to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a hard jab to the stomach!
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+Polly hits with a cross to the chest.
-Stoopid lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Polly lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 35 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 21 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly fires a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
-Stoopid paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Polly fires a pair of punches to the chest.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a jab to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a right to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Polly escapes.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 35 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 30 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Stoopid probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Stoopid lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly throws a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a stinging left to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a painful jab to the chest. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a series of furious punches to the chest!
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly lashes out with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 41 of 50 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a commanding cross to the stomach.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a hard jab to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but misses.
-Stoopid charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of light punches to the ribs! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 45 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Polly fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid paws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Stoopid paws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Stoopid lunges with a left uppercut to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly lands a series of quick punches to the stomach!!
+Polly throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stoopid covers up.
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-Stoopid paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly takes charge with a volley of stinging shots to the chest.
-Stoopid attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Polly covers himself well.
+Polly tosses a series of painful shots to the chest!! Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!!
+Polly tags Stoopid with a jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 48 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

-Stoopid attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid throws a series of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
+Polly lands a right to the chest.
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Polly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
-Stoopid lashes out with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly hits with a mean hook to the nose.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 51 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Polly looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

+Polly throws a pair of glancing blows to the stomach. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a series of strong shots to the chin.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of strong blows to the head!! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but misses.
-Stoopid tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly scores with a straight right to the temple.
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+Polly attacks with a flurry of hard blows to the head!
+Polly whacks Stoopid with a volley of solid shots to the eye.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly solidly lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the jaw!
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly covers himself well.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 45 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 37 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Stoopid tries to land a right uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
+Polly fires a series of loud shots to the face.
+Polly hits with a pair of furious blows to the head.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a solid cross to the stomach.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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-Stoopid paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the mouth!!
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus! Stoopid quickly recovers.
+Polly throws a volley of blows to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Stoopid connects with a volley of hard shots to the jaw. Polly is hurt!
Stoopid lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Polly falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!