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(Heavyweight) Quark defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Monday, September 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Quark!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 369 pounds (167 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark lunges with a series of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
-Quark probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 1 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Quark doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker connects with a series of mean shots to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attempts a left left to the ribs, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Quark throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Quark probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 1 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Quark doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Quark doesn't seem bothered.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the jaw, but Quark narrowly avoids it
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-Quark attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Quark stays away from it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Quark with a uppercut to the stomach. Quark is hurt!
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-Quark paws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quark attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 1 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Quark paws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker nails Quark with a light roundhouse to the head.
-Quark probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the head, but Quark escapes.
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-Quark lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 1 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-37


Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Quark attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Quark fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Quark fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker tosses a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right left to the head, but Quark escapes.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a uppercut to the chin, but Quark quickly backs away.
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-Quark attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 2 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-47


Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but Quark beats a hasty retreat.
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-Quark probes with a right hook to the ribs, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Quark lunges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark tries a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Quark leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 2 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 23 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-57


Quark grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Quark takes it in the forearms.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quark throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Quark attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Quark attempts a series of right blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Quark lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker thumps Quark with a series of blows to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Quark blocks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 2 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Quark grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attacks with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the temple, but Quark quickly backs away.
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-Quark launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Quark tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Quark launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 2 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches.

Quark won the round 10-9

Quark is winning the fight 77-76


Quark grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Quark fires a series of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker charges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Quark escapes.
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-Quark lunges with a series of shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Quark deftly avoits it.
+Crazyfucker hits Quark with a pair of furious punches to the head.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark charges with a series of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Quark ducks.
+Quark rocks Crazyfucker with a volley of painful blows to the eye.
Quark lands a vicious punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Quark attacks with a hook to the head, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right left to the temple, but Quark takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 2 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches.

Quark won the round 10-8

Quark is winning the fight 87-84


Quark grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Quark tries a pair of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Quark charges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of vicious blows to the temple.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Quark fires a sweeping right to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quark tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
Quark lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker goes down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quark landed 2 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches.

Quark won the round 10-8

Quark is winning the fight 97-92


Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Quark clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker backs up Quark with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Quark backs up Crazyfucker with a barrage of quick shots to the chin!
Quark lands a cruel blow to the temple and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker hits Quark with a flurry of blows to the temple!
-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but Quark covers himself well.
+Quark hurts Crazyfucker with a series of vicious blows to the mouth.
Quark lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quark throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Quark lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Quark throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Quark tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left straight right to the eye, but Quark steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quark tries a pair of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Quark hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL
Quark remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Quark wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Quark 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: Quark 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: Quark 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-8
Round 10: Quark 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Quark 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: Quark 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: Quark 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-8
Round 10: Quark 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Quark 10-9
Round 6: Quark 10-9
Round 7: Quark 10-9
Round 8: Quark 10-9
Round 9: Quark 10-8
Round 10: Quark 10-8

Quark wins by a technical knockout!