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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Sunday, September 21, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of mean shots to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a right uppercut to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Polly whacks Stoopid with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly lands a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of vicious punches to the chest!
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid paws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Stoopid fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly throws a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Stoopid covers up.
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-Stoopid paws a right uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly hits with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 28 of 38 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Polly attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid is hurt!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid tries to land a right uppercut to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a pair of wild punches to the ribs!!
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach!
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 34 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 26 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Polly suprises Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
-Polly lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Polly connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Polly throws a straight right to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of commanding punches to the chest!
-Stoopid fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 29 of 37 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Polly lands a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
+Polly nails Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Stoopid ignores it.
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly slams Stoopid with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly tosses a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Polly fires a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Polly throws a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Polly escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 38 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 29 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid tries a series of blows to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid tries to land a sweeping right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Polly attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Polly connects with a stiff cross to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 38 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly is obviously tired.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid fires a series of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Stoopid throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly connects with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs. Stoopid is hurt!
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly lashes out with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly connects with a volley of quick blows to the solar plexus!
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid tries a pair of blows to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 45 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 35 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly is slowing down.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Polly solidly lands a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a sweeping right to the eye. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid probes with a left hook to the chest, but Polly ducks.
-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly fires a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Stoopid quickly recovers.
+Polly tosses a flurry of shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 43 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Polly looks exhausted.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Polly lands a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw.
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-Stoopid charges with a right uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
+Polly strikes with a flurry of loud punches to the nose!!
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+Polly throws a barrage of shots to the jaw!
+Polly fires a series of light shots to the eye.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth!!
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of nice blows to the eye.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly solidly lands a furious left to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 44 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Polly collapses limply onto his stool.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.
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-Stoopid lunges with a right hook to the chest, but falls short.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Polly takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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+Polly attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Stoopid tries a volley of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a flurry of light shots to the eye.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
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+Polly connects with a series of painful shots to the chin. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the nose. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 49 of 49 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Polly collapses limply onto his stool.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Stoopid jars Polly with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stoopid tosses a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Stoopid tries a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Stoopid staggers Polly with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
Stoopid lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Polly is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!