Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\973468.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Big Jazzy by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, September 20, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 258 pounds (117 kilograms) is Big Jazzy!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 365 pounds (166 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Jazzy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Jazzy quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Jazzy takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach! Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Jazzy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Jazzy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the chest, but Jazzy hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Jazzy with a volley of loud punches to the head.
+Crazyfucker fires a series of hard blows to the face.
Crazyfucker lands a slow motion haymaker and Jazzy's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jazzy receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.
Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!
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