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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, September 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder connects with a hard jab to the stomach.
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-Wonder throws a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a volley of punches to the eye. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky throws a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Chomsky pops Wonder with a left to the nose.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a straight right to the eye!! Wonder ignores it.
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+Wonder fires a flurry of vicious combinations to the ribs!
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of loud combinations to the mouth. Wonder shakes his head to clear it.
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-Wonder fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the eye! Wonder shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a barrage of powerful blows to the eye.
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+Chomsky fires a pair of stinging combinations to the temple.
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+Chomsky hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Chomsky is hurt!
-Wonder attempts a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder fires a barrage of combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Wonder hits with a vicious jab to the solar plexus. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a stiff combination to the chest.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a jab to the solar plexus. Wonder seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky fires a straight right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky lands a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky throws a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Wonder paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Chomsky ties him up.
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-Wonder lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Chomsky backs out of it.
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+Wonder hits with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 30 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky throws a barrage of light punches to the stomach!!
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach!
+Wonder stuns Chomsky with a pair of hard combinations to the chest. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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-Wonder probes with a jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky lands a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a pair of combinations to the stomach. Wonder gets mad!
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a series of nasty shots to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 33 of 33 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 9 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky solidly lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Wonder doesn't notice.
-Wonder tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Wonder ignores it.
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-Wonder launches a series of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky punches Wonder with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a pair of strong combinations to the stomach.
+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
+Chomsky tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a barrage of mean combinations to the solar plexus. Chomsky gets mad!
+Chomsky lands a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Wonder falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 49 of 49 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky lands a jab to the ribs.
+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs!
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-Wonder attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Chomsky ties him up.
+Chomsky connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a series of off balance punches to the stomach! Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Wonder lands a flurry of light punches to the chest.
+Chomsky tosses a series of wild punches to the chest.
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-Wonder lashes out with a right left to the ribs, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Wonder doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 53 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Wonder covers up.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky takes charge with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. Wonder quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Wonder lashes out with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Wonder grimaces in pain.
+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a barrage of combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky throws a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
+Wonder lands a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 43 of 43 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 9 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a nice combination to the chest.
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-Wonder charges with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder takes charge with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a heavy right to the stomach. Wonder is hurt!
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+Chomsky strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 43 of 51 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky lands a right to the temple.
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+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Wonder connects with a series of powerful combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky throws a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
-Wonder paws a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Wonder lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Wonder fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 45 of 45 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 10 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky belts Wonder with a volley of mean punches to the head!! Wonder retreats to the far corner.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Wonder quickly recovers.
+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky fires a stiff jab to the nose!!
-Wonder throws a right jab to the chest, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
+Chomsky strikes with a volley of punches to the jaw. Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Wonder backs up Chomsky with a light right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky throws a strong straight right to the jaw.
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-Wonder paws a right jab to the chest, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a jab to the face!!
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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw!!
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+Chomsky scores with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 45 of 45 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky jars Wonder with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Wonder catches Chomsky with a volley of combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky pops Wonder with a jab to the mouth. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Chomsky fires a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Wonder tries a series of punches to the chest, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
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-Wonder tries to land a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky lands a series of furious punches to the head. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Wonder fires a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Chomsky steps aside.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky throws a flurry of nice punches to the nose!!
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+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 44 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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-Wonder fires a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a volley of nice combinations to the chest. Chomsky gets mad!
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of light combinations to the eye.
+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a series of combinations to the temple.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a pair of light punches to the eye.
+Chomsky takes charge with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a strong straight right to the nose.
+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a series of punches to the mouth. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a volley of blows to the head.
+Wonder attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a volley of punches to the head.
+Chomsky throws a series of hard punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky tosses a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Wonder probes with a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 59 of 65 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!