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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\972308.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Monday, September 15, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Stoopid paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a painful jab to the ribs!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the chest!!
+Polly fires a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Polly throws a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 35 of 43 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of quick shots to the chest.
+Polly lands a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly connects with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly fires a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid fires a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
-Stoopid lunges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid tries to land a right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 32 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18
Polly doesn't even want to rest!
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Polly attempts a hook to the stomach, but Stoopid blocks.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid paws a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Polly tosses a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Stoopid is hurt!
+Polly wakes up the fans with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Stoopid throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of solid punches to the chest!
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Stoopid ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 32 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27
Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Polly hits with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
-Stoopid throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach. Stoopid seems wobbly!
+Polly hits with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Polly fires a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Polly launches a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 31 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 23 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36
Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Polly attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Polly backs up Stoopid with a powerful jab to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Polly hits with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Polly throws a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of light punches to the stomach. Stoopid covers up.
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-Stoopid fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 33 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 30 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45
Polly is obviously tired.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Polly tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach. Stoopid ignores it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly attacks with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Polly lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Stoopid launches a roundhouse to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Polly throws a light sweeping right to the chest.
-Polly charges with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks.
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+Polly scores with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Polly paws a right to the chest, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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+Polly connects with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Stoopid lunges with a right left to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 35 of 51 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 34 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54
Polly is slowing down.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a furious sweeping right to the chest. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a pair of strong punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Polly lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs!!
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 44 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 33 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63
Polly looks exhausted.
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Polly connects with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid attacks with a left to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid fires a series of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 49 of 49 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-9
Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72
Polly collapses limply onto his stool.
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a barrage of light shots to the jaw!!
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye!
Polly lands a devestating right hook and Stoopid bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Stoopid rocks Polly with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a left to the eye!
+Polly hits with a heavy jab to the face.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Parker Polly landed 32 of 32 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 3 of 42 punches.
Parker Polly won the round 10-8
Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-80
Polly receives medical attention from his trainer.
Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 10
Polly comes out fighting.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a commanding right to the mouth. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a series of strong shots to the chin!! Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Stoopid fires a right hook to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Polly hits with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Stoopid tags Polly with a flurry of solid shots to the ribs! Stoopid smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Polly starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!
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