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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, September 14, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a series of mean blows to the eye. Wonder ignores it.
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+Wonder lands a straight right to the ribs!
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+Chomsky connects with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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-Wonder attempts a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Chomsky steps aside.
+Chomsky lands a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of vicious punches to the nose!!
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-Wonder probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Chomsky takes it in the forearms.
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+Chomsky throws a jab to the jaw.
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+Chomsky hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 29 of 29 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
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+Chomsky connects with a powerful right to the head.
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+Wonder hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder probes with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky deftly avoits it.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a series of light punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a flurry of punches to the eye. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Wonder charges with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head!
+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a furious right to the chin. Wonder is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 34 of 34 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 14 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky fires a barrage of nasty combinations to the ribs.
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+Wonder rocks Chomsky with a barrage of stiff combinations to the solar plexus!!
+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky throws a series of shots to the ribs. Wonder gets mad!
-Wonder tries to land a volley of combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Wonder belts Chomsky with a combination to the stomach.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a flurry of commanding shots to the stomach.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Wonder ignores it.
+Chomsky hits with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 30 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 10 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky lands a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Wonder attempts a right combination to the ribs, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder attacks with a sweeping right to the chest, but misses.
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+Wonder clocks Chomsky with a volley of commanding combinations to the ribs. Chomsky is hurt!
+Chomsky attacks with a series of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder staggers Chomsky with a barrage of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Chomsky strikes with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 35 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky lands a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Wonder tosses a series of powerful combinations to the solar plexus!!
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chomsky fires a pair of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a series of quick punches to the chest!
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-Wonder tries a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Wonder jars Chomsky with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky connects with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a volley of punches to the ribs. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 50 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder slams Chomsky with a volley of loud punches to the stomach!!
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Wonder takes charge with a pair of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky throws a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Chomsky nails Wonder with a pair of punches to the ribs. Wonder seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky tosses a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
-Wonder attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a nasty jab to the ribs. Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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+Chomsky fires a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 47 of 51 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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-Wonder launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Chomsky leaps aside.
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+Wonder stuns Chomsky with a series of nice combinations to the stomach.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a volley of loud punches to the ribs! Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky attacks with a barrage of combinations to the chest. Wonder gets mad!
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-Wonder lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky slams Wonder with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 45 of 47 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder probes with a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky leaps aside.
+Chomsky solidly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky lands a solid left to the stomach.
+Wonder lands a barrage of combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky connects with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach!
+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder lands a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Chomsky seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky punches Wonder with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a volley of punches to the chest. Wonder ignores it.
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+Chomsky tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 45 of 51 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Wonder launches a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky rocks Wonder with a flurry of nice punches to the face. Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a pair of commanding punches to the face!
+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a mean cross to the temple. Wonder falls against the ropes!
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a straight right to the eye! Wonder covers up.
+Chomsky slams Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of punches to the head. Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
+Wonder pops Chomsky with a powerful combination to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a series of hard punches to the nose. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a series of punches to the chin!! Wonder is hurt!
+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a volley of punches to the nose. Wonder laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 46 of 50 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 13 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Wonder tries a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
+Chomsky hits with a series of hard combinations to the temple.
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+Wonder rocks Chomsky with a vicious straight right to the chest.
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+Wonder lands a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a mean jab to the head.
+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a barrage of vicious combinations to the temple!!
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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a volley of punches to the temple!
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of combinations to the jaw!! Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 43 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 12 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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-Wonder attempts a left roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a nice cross to the face! Wonder doesn't seem bothered.
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+Chomsky pops Wonder with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
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-Wonder lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Wonder throws a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of nice shots to the eye.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the face! Wonder laughs!
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+Chomsky lands a mean jab to the face. Wonder is hurt!
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a series of solid combinations to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 42 of 50 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 11 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of quick punches to the head.
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-Wonder probes with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
+Chomsky tosses a volley of shots to the face! Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Wonder solidly lands a series of combinations to the stomach. Chomsky retreats to the far corner.
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-Chomsky paws a series of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Chomsky catches Wonder with a volley of mean punches to the head!! Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky hits with a stinging straight right to the mouth!
+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a volley of painful punches to the temple. Wonder covers up.
+Wonder connects with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a strong jab to the chin.
+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a roundhouse to the face.
+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a commanding cross to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 58 of 68 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 15 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!