Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\971825.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Saturday, September 13, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 266 pounds (121 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Im That Dude wakes up the fans with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a jab to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a mean cross to the chin.
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+Im That Dude connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Hitchens doesn't notice.
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+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Hitchens seems wobbly!
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-Hitchens probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Hitchens launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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-Hitchens paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 20 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 4 of 35 punches.
Im that dude won the round 10-9
Im that dude is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude throws a right jab to the face, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Hitchens tries a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Hitchens throws a cross to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Im That Dude jars Hitchens with a painful jab to the temple!
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-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Im That Dude lands a volley of solid punches to the mouth!
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-Im That Dude launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 18 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 4 of 33 punches.
Im that dude won the round 10-9
Im that dude is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
-Hitchens charges with a right jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens suprises Im That Dude with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
Hitchens lands a tremendous smash to the jaw and Im That Dude hurtles to the canvas!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Im That Dude lands a barrage of commanding blows to the mouth.
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-Hitchens fires a volley of right shots to the chin, but Im That Dude ducks.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens launches a right right to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 8 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 4 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Im That Dude is slowing down.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens fires a uppercut to the stomach, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
-Im That Dude lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but misses.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens hits with a volley of shots to the nose!
Hitchens lands a ferocious left hook and Im That Dude's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hitchens attempts a hook to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Hitchens attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
-Hitchens tries to land a pair of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude slams Hitchens with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of blows to the head, but Im That Dude blocks.
-Im That Dude paws a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Im That Dude hammers Hitchens with a pair of solid punches to the face!
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-Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Im That Dude escapes.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 12 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 5 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 38-36
Im That Dude looks exhausted.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens launches a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Hitchens suprises Im That Dude with a series of powerful shots to the nose!
Hitchens lands a lightning uppercut and Im That Dude lands flat on his back!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Hitchens thumps Im That Dude with a volley of vicious punches to the face!
Hitchens lands a quick right blow to the temple and Im That Dude collapses!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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