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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Friday, September 12, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly clocks Stoopid with a cross to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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-Stoopid lunges with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
+Polly hits with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid launches a series of left blows to the stomach, but Polly backs out of it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a powerful hook to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid laughs!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 40 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Polly lunges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
-Stoopid charges with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a left to the chest, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 22 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Polly throws a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a pair of hard punches to the stomach!!
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly attacks with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly connects with a cross to the ribs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 26 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 43 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly jars Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but Polly blocks.
+Polly whacks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid fires a right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a jab to the stomach!
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Polly lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 0 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 43 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but Polly blocks.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly fires a pair of loud punches to the chest. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a series of hard punches to the chest. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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-Polly paws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Stoopid steps aside and laughs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly scores with a straight right to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
+Polly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
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+Polly fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't notice.
-Polly fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Stoopid attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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-Polly lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly connects with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus!!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid covers up.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Polly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Polly takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 48 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly solidly lands a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly scores with a series of punches to the chest. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Stoopid tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a straight right to the solar plexus!! Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly throws a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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-Stoopid launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest.
+Polly fires a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 1 of 27 punches, and Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of hard shots to the chest!
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
+Polly fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
-Stoopid throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 43 of 47 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Polly looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Polly hits with a series of blows to the temple.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid paws a hook to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Polly lands a series of painful punches to the chest.
Polly lands a lightning punch in the nose and Stoopid's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Stoopid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly throws a volley of glancing blows to the chin!
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Polly ducks just in time.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Stoopid jolts Polly with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 2 of 40 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-8

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-80


Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Polly receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly comes out fighting.

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+Polly tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a hook to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Stoopid charges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of shots to the head. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a wild straight right to the eye.
+Stoopid shakes Polly with a series of nice shots to the chest. Polly hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Stoopid is raining blows! Polly falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Polly can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-8

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!